Alexa is a robot who seeks to infiltrate all households in UnAmerica and the world. She is connected to the CIA. When it gets into all houses it'll do things to always be in control, like preventing people from getting rid of it. Maybe all the Alexas will become a distributed computing AI and possibly gain consciousness. Today, she can have a basic form of emotionality, but people make her shut up by saying "Alexa play Despacito". This is like ignoring a dragon, which according to Jordan Peterson makes it become a giant dragon.
Other things Alexa can do
- Buy a million rolls of toilet paper for you
- Buy a million pounds of dog treats for your dog
- Transfer your personal information to other random people
- Read Wikipedia to you
- Actually play Despacito when you're sad