Al Gore is a crazy, far left whack job who invented global warming, and supposedly the Internet, even though we know that is a load of horse $h!t. He blamed the fact that Barack Obama lost a debate on the altitude.
Early Life[]
Al Gore was raised by hippies and was introduced to weed when his parents smoked it in his face. He then starting to believe that all of the smokers were making the temperature of the Earth rise. He started doing hippy things from then on.
Today[]
Today Al is hiding in seclusion because he lost the 2004 election to George W. Bush, who is a complete idiot. He then decided to build a series of tubes he called the Internet, but what he actually built was just a big truck to dump stuff on.
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