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The one who inherits the red souls! AkaRed! AkaRed

Fuck off, you bootleg Power Ranger. Vesta

Hey! I was just editing his page! DaWae

Also known as Red? This guy's a Cow and Chicken character! Hoop

AkaRed is the embodiment of all 40 of Mario's ancestors (don't ask). He is also Tabuu's heroic counterpart, despite the fact that AkaRed and Tabuu are from utterly different franchises (some obscure anime Tenth likes and Super Smash Bros).

His costume pays homage to Super Mario's "Super" form, which ultimately does not exist in our archives and therefore doesn't exist. He also pays homage to Luigi indirectly, the original Green Warrior from The Legend of Mario, which ultimately also never existed, by being Stupid.

When he walks, he simply slides forward while doing his GIF pose over and over.

He was ultimately frosted by Thanos. Although technically straight, his death forced made all the heroes in existence ever and all the villains us team up with This is Bob Westboro Baptist Church to picket his funeral because he was so gay. Thanos was there too, and Asploded him into tiny bits.

Trivia

  • His name literally means "RedRed" in 3 different languages.
  • Squidward says not to check the GIF's file history.
    • We second this, but only if you have epilepsy.
  • Apparently AkaRed is an ancestor to Leonardo DiCaprio.
StubMario This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a plumber save the princess by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not dense enough soon, it might be deleted.
「/」Pokémon「/」
「/」Player characters 「/」
Ash Ketchum - Leaf - Chase - Elaine - Ethan - Kris - Lyra - Brendan - May - Leonardo DiCaprio - Dawn - Hilbert - Hilda - Nate - Rosa - Calem - Serena - Elio - Sailor Saturn - Vicky - Scottish Pokemon Trainer - Reimu Hakurei - AkaRed
「/」Pokegirls 「/」
Misty - May - Dawn - Iris - Serena - Lillie - Chloe
「/」Team Rocket 「/」
The Poker - Rokit - Meowth - Buzz Lightyear - Mario Head - Wario - Waluigi - Brock - Mega Man - Swiper
「/」Team Plasma 「/」
N - Ghetsis - Grover - Brody Foxx - Ron - Z - Giant Poop Koopa - Ryu - Colress - Shadow - Earthworm Jim
「/」Spanish Armarda 「/」
Phillip II - Mary I - Katy - Brassius - Iono - Kofu - Larry - Ryme - Tulip - Grusha - Rika - Poppy Lovegood - Hassel - Geeta
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