The one who inherits the red souls! AkaRed!
—AkaRed
Fuck off, you bootleg Power Ranger.
Hey! I was just editing his page!
Also known as Red? This guy's a Cow and Chicken character!
—Hoop
AkaRed is the embodiment of all 40 of Mario's ancestors (don't ask). He is also Tabuu's heroic counterpart, despite the fact that AkaRed and Tabuu are from utterly different franchises (some obscure anime Tenth likes and Super Smash Bros).
His costume pays homage to Super Mario's "Super" form, which ultimately does not exist in our archives and therefore doesn't exist. He also pays homage to Luigi indirectly, the original Green Warrior from The Legend of Mario, which ultimately also never existed, by being Stupid.
When he walks, he simply slides forward while doing his GIF pose over and over.
He was ultimately frosted by Thanos. Although technically straight, his death forced made all the heroes in existence ever and all the villains us team up with This is Bob Westboro Baptist Church to picket his funeral because he was so gay. Thanos was there too, and Asploded him into tiny bits.
Trivia
- His name literally means "RedRed" in 3 different languages.
- Squidward says not to check the GIF's file history.
- We second this, but only if you have epilepsy.
- Apparently AkaRed is an ancestor to Leonardo DiCaprio.
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This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help give us luck and pluck by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get obliterated.