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AirPods 3

Feels like a shotgun, but won't kill you.

AirPods are things you put in your ear to listen to stuff made by Apple for the use on IPhones and also Android (huh?) and are inFAMOUSly expensive. It is part of Apfel’s ecosystem of enclosed hell.

Herstory[]

AirPods were invented with the iPhone 7 because the little goblin we all know and love-hate, Tim Cook, snapped the headphone jack out of existence. Now, people use dongles, which is a funny way of saying "phone placenta", to connect headphones to them. However, to complement the new device's Idiot Manipulation abilities, Abble decided to create really Stupid earbuds that can qualify as idiots to be manipulated by the phone. In this case, they play Enple propaganda and the worst ads known to man, lizard and dolphinkind. Then he made Peashooters Airpods Pro, which are not only Stupid, but incredibly powerful, because they can shoot lasers that can kill any undead, demon or other smitable creature instantly. This comes at the cost of having a price tag so high that we can't even count to it out loud, all while stealing snakes from Africa. They got more powerful with AirPods Pro 2 with speakers so you can find them and a useless hole at a cost of more MONEY and for 2-3 years of enjoyment.

AirPods Max are expensive, can't do cool things and are not for your ears. Massive cash-grab.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a rabbit evolve by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be removed.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a rabbit evolve by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be removed.

Apple[ / ]
Puters [ / ]
Phones [ / ]
iPhone - iPhone 2 - iPhone 3 - iPhone 4 - iPhone 5 - iPhone 6 - iPhone 7 - iPhone 8 (unreleased) - iPoor (called iPhone 9 in beta testing) - iPhone 10 - iPhone X - iPhone 11 - iPhone 12 (AKA the iPad 3) - iPhone 13 - iPhone 14 - iPhone 15 - iPhone 666 - iPhone SE - iPhone Infinity - Bowser's iPhone
Pads [ / ]
iPad - iPad 2 - iPad Pro
Pods [ / ]
People [ / ]
Steve Jobs - Tim Cook - Siri - iSheep
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