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Agario Captain0

Captain 0 hiding in Agar.io during Captain 1's reign.

Agar.io is an online shame that can be accessed through a portal that is located in the Internet. It is popular with Reddit and 4chan users. The shame spawns the players individually and challenges player to survive itself from other players. Did I also mention that it is so slow and laggy that it blows the computer up and leaves a massive mushroom cloud. If the cell grows large enough, a phenomenon called "Being Aggressive" will occur to the player controlling the cell and start eating other cells. It also takes forever to connect to the servers and when it eventually does, it runs at a frame rate of 2FPS. The shame was made by the shaming company Zilch.

Since players can name their cell whatever they want without being blocked by the website, they often call it with ridiculous names and truths that can offend other people.

Popularity[]

The shame suddenly got popular when popular shamers of YouTube started playing the shame. One of the popular shamers that played this shame is PewDiePie. He went into a jumpscare even if the shame is utterly boring. What did you expect. It's PewDiePie. After this phenomenon, other shamers started rip-offing PewDiePie then played it. It got in YouTube's Popular Videos section then people, being stupid themselves started to wonder what the hell is Agar.io then visited the website.

Other uses[]

Despite being a shame, Agar.io also served as a hiding place. During Captain 1's reign as an evil ruler of the UnUniverse, Captain 0 hid in Agar.io along with other inhabitants of the UnUniverse while thinking of a solution to defeat Captain 1.