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African Child

A person from Africa

Africa (called Tamriel in various local dialects) is the place where starving African children are from. It is where Africans are from, and it's also where Africa is from. Africa is also where slaves were from, but then people realized that was a bad thing, so slaves came from China instead to make everything in China. Africa is not as big as Asia, but Africa still takes pride in being fat (and bald). Africa is in the UnWorld, and gets its light from the Sun.

It's often considered to be a third-world continent, despite the fact that some of the most powerful countries (Squadala Empire and Ducky Empire) are located here. Africa's actually very powerful because it tricks little kids into eating all their DINNER. This is why King Harkinian likes Africa.

Africa was named after the famous song by Toto.

Africa is known for being a heaven for private contracted mercenary companies and the 7 thousand wars and proxy wars between countries and the PMC's. The most known is G&K who controls small parts of the continent with their Tactical Doll Armies. Why do they usually fight In Africa well its because its a resource heaven of course.

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