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I am Adolf Hitler! You will serve me, and I will not kill you. Deal? Hitler, right before shooting anyone who doesn't say deal.

Adolf Hitler is a dead guy and former terrorist leader of Germany, who shows off his brute strength by biting a watermelon. In an attempt to put memories of him in a shame, Hitario was hired. He was fired really soon for some random reason. He once tried to take over the world (OF COURSE!!!) by starting WWII, but ended up failing six years later, and killed himself with pills.

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Hitler working in YTPMV Records, making his latest evil record.

He was a notable man in different organizations. He was the leader of Greatest Court of UnWorld and director of YTPMV Records for 2.5 days.

In a last year he cloned himself and locked clone in bunker with all of Nazi government and a horrible person called Fegelein. The bunker was later found by Chuck Norris. During his attack bunker was buried in the ground, so time started to go very slow inside it.

For some reason his clone is WAAAAAAAAY smarter than the original.

Hitler was known for being the most evil man in World War II, and in history. This is good for him, because he got famous. This is bad for him, because about 95% of the world hates him. You win some, you lose some. But he lost a lot. He even lost the greatest war in history! That is why he is a loser. Other than that, he's an okay guy. Wait... he killed millions of people. He was evil. He now currently runs the new nation of the EuroZone which is all the countries in Europe now just one country mixed together.

Some rumore that he inspired the evil Handpuppet Ducky, who has been (semi) successful in his mission to RULE THE WORLD!!!

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