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Adarth Hidler is not the lovechild of Adolf Hitler or Darth Vader, neither is he a DNA-spliced clone of them. He isn't even secretly Kaiser Wilhstar IV reborn (Kaiser wishes he was this guy). He is something... entirely different, yet not so different at all.

Adarth Hidler is the main comprehensible form some eldritch horror takes when he feels like it. He is extremely EEEVVVIIILLL!!! and dangerous and has trillions of minions who work for him to try and take over/killernate the UnOmniverse.

This guy is one of the main threats against space Germany, asploding with his lazor loads of planets owned by Germany.

He's killernated bunches of intelligent lifeforms all over the UnUniverse, for resources or just because he can. Don't mess with this guy, EVER. Actually, he just might mess with YOU! If that's the case, then you should Koopa­back­dash­wave­slide Hover­walk­moon­land RUN LIKE PEPPINO Backwards Long Jump 42!!!

He has insane red power and is the killernator.

Comprehensible Origin[]

This guy was born from plotholium that went so far into the Void Outside the UnMultiverse it formed into a massive, uncomprehensible behemoth with evil powers. He watched what happened in the UnUniverse, specifically, because that part had the most amount of stuff going on, and he wanted to killernate that. He spent an incredible amount of time thinking about how he should bring order to the UnUniverse. In fact, he was thinking so hard that he turned some parts of the Void red.

Thanks to Chuck Norris letting the people of the UnOmniverse have free will, people can do what they want, whenever they want to, but this guy wants to stop all free will in the UnOmniverse and have complete control and order.

Great Influence[]

A lot of evil things happen in the UnUniverse because of this guy.

In the Void, he whispered to people across the UnUniverse to make them do heinous things. This whispering caused a whole bunch of species to become sentient like humans. This is to get people (and animals, for that matter) to think that free will is a bad thing that causes evil and suffering. His whispers cause things to do so much evil that huge amounts of things break and become very easily susceptible to influences.

Grand Assault[]

Just in Preparation[]

This guy takes the form of Darth Vader with a big helmet, calling himself Adarth Hidler because Hitler and Vader are evil, to keep his thicc skull protected, and manifests a giant, metropolis-sized spaceship loaded to the brim with lazer death cannons, in some corner of the UnUniverse. Using his powers, he whispers to all of the broken people all over the UnUniverse, telling them that what they want is here and that they must give up control. He gathers their souls and turns them into his completely subservient minions, building an entire fleet for the destruction of the UnUniverse.

He gives his minions the mission of enslaving planets to work towards his goal. As that happens, he's still influencing people with his whispers and gathering more minions.

First Anti-This Effort[]

In about the year 4950, a bunch of guys gathered to try to fight against Adarth Hidler. They fight against his minions in space and struggle to even get close to his battleship. Adarth allows some to get inside his ship just to show how brutal he is to these heroes. He uses his powers to crush the brain and heart of one guy without lifting a finger. He folds a guy hotdog style. And he literally just disappears a guy, leaving nothing left. He used those theatrics to send a message to anyone who tries to oppose him.

No attackers survived this one.

Attacking Familiars[]

Adarth's fleet, in around 5000, finally meet some things that people care about. They attack planets owned by Germany and UnAmerica and meet high resistance, so Adarth uses his planet busting mega giga omega laser cannon of death to destroy planets who make too much of a resistance.

He is able to defeat many planets owned by humans and take the resources and enslave the humans who lived on those planets.

Attacking Undefeatable Palace[]

One of his minions tells him that she heard someone say that the Undefeatables at the Undefeatable Palace will burninate him. Adarth says that he will killernate them when he finds them, but he doesn't know where the Palace is, so he asks the minion where the Palace is located but she doesn't know because she killed the one who said that the Undefeatables will burninate him.

Knowing that, he's gonna search all over the UnUniverse for the Undefeatable Palace. He also killed that minion.

Searching For the Palace[]

First, Adarth sends a message to everything in the UnUniverse asking them to surrender and let his forces take their resources or DIE. This increases his efficiency of searching for the Palace because he still wants to take over the UnUniverse.

In his search for the Palace, more and more people try to defeat him directly, which is getting really annoying to him, so he goes invisible for a bit of time in some place. He brings his favorite minion and finally has a snack for the first time in his existence. It was a good snack, the best snack. He couldn't have gotten a better snack than that snack. Well now he's addicted to literal slices of bread!

Speaking of Bread[]

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Can't Freaking Find It[]

Adarth Hidler couldn't find the Undefeatable Palace after searching the entire UnUniverse. He's also running out of people who are breaking down. The amount of people all over the UnUniverse who are breaking down and becoming minions of Adarth is not replacing his fallen minions. This is because a huge amount of people are now trying to actually fight against this guys' minions and are succeeding. So, he realizes that he needs to go fast. But where? Unfortunately, the only mere mortal who knew where the Undefeatable Palace was is dead, explained his favorite minion. Well, he'll just take over the UnUniverse until the Undefeatables show themselves, then he'll killernate them.

The Defeatable[]

Speaking of Defeatable, Rich Evans the Defeatable appears in front of him and his favorite minion and tells him his crimes against the UnUniverse and he'll be brought to justice for causing so much chaos. Chaos? No... he's bringing Order! And then Norris Chuck appears to tell Adarth that yes, he is the most chaotic guy in the UnUniverse. The Defeatables appear and tell Adarth that he's a stupid idiot. The Seven Death Tangents are also there, for no reason.

Embrace Chaos![]

Adarth, realizing that complete control of the UnUniverse takes too much effort, descends and starts fighting some guys by himself in his true uncomprehensible form on the galactic battlefields. One battle causes so much chaos that the Center for Chaos Containment, The Wall (what?), and the Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan all join the battle against him, but that just caused so much chaos that Chuck Norris wanted to get in on the fun!!!

Fricking Dies[]

Chuck Norris beat up everyone, and really, EVERYONE all over the UnUniverse, but Adarth, in his incomprehensible form, just used that to get an Undefeatable to battle him. The battle went like this:

Adarth didn't plan on being fair; he summoned his entire UnUniversal fleet, and he used his strongest incomprehensible attack combined with the fleet's planet busting lazors against Chuck Norris. Adarth and his fleet spent years firing a constant attack against Chuck Norris, and they finally ran out of energy. Planet buster? More like plant duster. That attack almost did something to Chuck Norris. And then, Chuck Norris simply did a wind-up punch and decimated Adarth and his minions.

Adarth was decimated into a single thing of plotholium and before he could do anything, he was trapped into Chuck Norris' jar, never being able to escape, ever. Even after the end...

Chuck Norris did a Roundhouse Kick that revived all of the stolen souls and all the people who died because of this guy, except Rich Evans.

His End[]

To the end of time, he gets to be trapped in a jar inside the Undefeatable Palace and he gets to listen to what the Undefeatables say. Lucky...

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