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Abominaceon

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, GOD

Abominaceon

Abominaceon is a cursed Pokémon experiencing an identity crisis. It is the pet of El Mariachi.

How It Was Made[]

This creature used to be a normal Eevee, but that was before a man by the name of Captain 1 came along and pondered, "Hmm, what if I create man-made horrors beyond my comprehension?" He proceeded to kidnap the Eevee and lock her in a rubber room for one year while he gathered other things to combine her with. Captain 1 had the brilliant idea to merge all of the Eeveelutions together to create one powerful being, so he hired Dr. Large to experiment on her. The Eevee then endured multiple weeks of torture and experiments conducted by Dr. Large, which ultimately led to her death, allowing him to proceed. After many hours and shocks, he finished stitching the various parts of the Eeveelutions together and administered such a powerful shock that it revived her. Captain 1 was eager to see what it could do, but it proved to be ineffective, so he cast her out.

After the Experiments[]

The Abomination was left to fend for herself, traveling across the states of UnAmerica, where she was bullied and mistreated by everyone she encountered. One day, she decided to fight back. Due to being combined with every Eeveelution, she possessed every type of move. She used Thunderbolt on a random street punk, which killed him. This angered the police, and they attempted to arrest her, but they were ordered to hold their fire as a man wearing a sombrero arrived. It was El Mariachi, who had come in response to reports of an abomination Pokémon. Instead of putting her down, he chose to adopt her as a pet, as Mariachi had no friends and needed companionship in his life. Life became good for Abominaceon, and she found happiness. Thus ends the tragic story of an Eevee that was transformed into an abomination. The end.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Joseph become a Joestar by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Joseph become a Joestar by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be deleted.

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