A story built one word at a time

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Rules

1. No writing two words in a row. A word is anything that has a space after it.
2. NoJumblingWordsTogetherToBypassTheAboveRule
3. No reverting or deleting what other people do unless they themselves broke a rule and you are fixing it.
4. No changing the existing story (e.g adding cosmetics or links or other things), just add on from the end.
5. No adding random banana words. The story must bird make sense chicken if you read through tree it.
6. No using wiki Users.
7. Have fun!
8. Last person to edit wins!!

The Story In Question

Once upon a time, HE ate Sanic. Who is HE? I turned to the mushroom for answers. Evil forces eminated the shroom, thus burning down my moccasins which ate Spaghetti and drank BLOOD! Beef is a thing utilised in assassinating CEOs. This is because cows did it. And worst of all, pigs pretend that it makes DINNER in Hyrule but totalitarian geese assert that bedrooms lack beds Ryuto dyes. The Flesh appeared and Weegee gasped. "What is going on with Morshu's Pingas!?" gasped Malleo. Suddenly, some Goombas appeared. And to make the situation fartudinouser, Link DIED. Then, Sniper DIED. Everyone DIDN'T know nobody nor somebody unless cows figured out that Freakybob called her Stupid. Underhandedly WaDipsy defeated the WaWaGuys, though scholars advise floccinaucinihilipilification. Antidisestablishmentarians defenestrated Wario over his Freaky warehouse bratwurst. Then, John shot Megatron, he never considered your attempt at shooting cows because Quandale Shmingle, rendevous-er twin of Steve, shot cows faster and Friend-likier Dan Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis DIED.