A Killer Thanksgiving

A Killer Thanksgiving is the seventh episode of season nine of UnAnything: The Series, and the 207th episode overall. Turkie the killer turkey comes to kill a bunch of characters during the Thanksgiving season.

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Dark Matter (mentioned)
Dyn Ciwb
Gnasty Gnorc
Klump Skurvy (mentioned)

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The episode begins with Randy Warthog in an abandoned log cabin. He is setting a table for five people who were unable to go to any family for Thanksgiving. Randy then notices the viewers, and says hello. He explains what he is doing and who these people are:

Tyrone (his parents were shot by gangsters)
Kaptain Skurvy (he is unable to see his brother Klump, as King K. Rool disallows it)
Gooey (his family is literally Dark Matter, who's who?)
Crash Bandicoot (to be honest not even he knows)

Eventually, a door bell rings and Randy goes to get the door. Everyone he invited is there, bringing various food items for the feast. Most notable is that Gooey is dragging a block of ice with his tongue. Inside the ice is the turkey they plan on eating for Thanksgiving. Using hot water, they successfully get Gooey's tongue unstuck from the ice. After they set up the table, everyone is ready to defrost the turkey. However, right before they do it, Dyn Ciwb appears and warns them that he cursed that turkey to attack everyone who tries to eat it. Nobody listens to him, however, as they believe the turkey was already slaughtered. Dyn Ciwb leaves with a warning and they proceed to defrost the turkey.

Not too long afterwards, the turkey suddenly comes to life! It was Turkie the whole time! This is very bad, since Turkie does love to kill people a lot. Everyone freaks out and they do a Scooby-Doo type split off. Turkie says something obscene, and then chases after a random guy. We see Randy Warthog running around the living room. Turkie jumps on him and bites the tippity top of his nose. Randy stumbles backwards into a fireplace, and he and Turkie fall in. Randy and Turkie burn, but Turkie jumps out. The Turkie then runs up the stairs and into the bedroom, where Tyrone smacks him with a stop sign. Turkie falls down onto the first floor and scrambles to another room.

Turkie runs into the bathroom. Kaptain Skurvy is hiding behind the shower curtains and shoots Turkie with his hand cannon. Gooey then grabs the cannonball and Turkie mid-way through the house and throws him into Crash, who is standing on a balcony in the living room, which looks like the main room of Luigi's Mansion but larger. Crash spins into Turkie and the cannonball, and they fly out of the cabin. However, the cannonball gets flung back in via a withered tree. Turkie then rips Kaptain Skurvy's jugular vein out with his beak.

Tryone then throws a courtroom at Turkie. No, not the contents of a courtroom, a flat out courtroom! Turkie then rebounds into Tyrone and stabs out his brain! Crash Bandicoot and Gooey are the only ones left from Turkie's skrimish. This is followed by a sequence of Crash and Gooey evading and trying to outsmart Turkie. Turkie then runs into the main hall, where it is dark. He turns on a light, and a spotlight activates. He sees Crash wearing a sombrero and Gooey as a salsa dancer. They dance to El Járabe Tapatío, and Turkie is confused. When the song ends, Crash spins Turkie into Gooey's mouth, who processes him into a roast turkey. They give this turkey to Gnasty Gnorc.

Gooey then buys a new roast turkey, and everybody celebrates Thanksgiving, including those who were killed by Turkie, still with their injuries. The end.

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