Heavy Weapons Guy LOVES the AK-47!
RUN!!!
The AK-47 is an official weapon of doom. It was created by Soviet Russian scientists led by Dr. Robotnik to PWN UnAmerican n00bs.
The name AK-47 stands for "Awesome Kills - 47" (number of awesome kills made during testing; there were 372 other kills that were not so awesome), and not Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 or Автомат Калашникова 47, contrary to idiotic real world beliefs.
AK-47 is more deadly than most of the other weapons in the world, more than most guns! The stock magazine holds 30 rounds, and aftermarket magazines exist that bump this up to 40, 50, 60, or even 1000. Some people even say it's more powerful than magnum. This strength cannot be explained by scientists, so experts say this gun is powered by magic. Soviet Russian dudes deny this because everything in Soviet Russia cannot be understood by YOU.
AK-47 was used by many guys from Soviet Russia, Hyrule, Squadala Empire, the Ducky Empire and Bowser Army. The Teletubbies are also very fond of these guns, and think they are very fun. Occasionally, the sun itself will use one, and rumour has it that Dark Ducky tried to use one but FAILed.
And if that wasn't enough, there's the RPK, and we'd be killed by numerous cybernetically-enhanced satan-gangsters if we didn't talk about it's little brother on crack the AK-74, which stands for Avtomat Kalashnikova 1974. They called it that because they couldn't get any kills that were awesomer than the AK-47.
Trivia[]
- Elmo owns a gold AK with magical fingerprint autoremovers alongside a golden Glock 17.