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Coliseum

The main Coliseum in the 9th Dimension.

The 9th Dimension is the 9th dimension in the UnMultiverse. It is the most cruel and violent of all the dimensions, as people are forced to fight to the death in coliseums, and if they win, they are granted eternal life, and if they lose, they DIE.

History[]

It was first ruled with an iron fist by the Giant Monkey Man, who was killed by Patrick Star. Patrick Star then flooded the place so that he and SpongeBob could live here and build sandcastles. Then Patrick was defeated by the Wa-Team, who drained the place; they then ruled the 9th Dimension with a gold fist. The T-5001 then drove everybody out of the dimension and set the whole thing on fire for nobody to ever rule again. Actually, no: He helped Giygas take it over. Giygas was subsequently defeated by the Wa-Team who were on fire, who was PWNED by Sun Tzu and his army not on fire, who then left because this place is so boring. Wario/Patrick/Giygas then attacked this place all at the same time trying to take it from Sun Tzu, but instead had a stupid battle that lasted 5 days, with the Wa-Team emerging victorious because of the Wa-Clones they have.

Government[]

The 9th Dimension is ruled by the evil Wa-Team, lead by Wario and Waluigi. Fitting the sadistic nature of the Wa-Team, in the 9th Dimension, a law is that everyone of all ages must duel in a tournament called the Wa-Games, a series of coliseums who's champion is the Giant Monkey Man, who has been a champ for 27 straight years. Those who die in the games just die, while winners are granted eternal life. Everyone is constantly living in fear because of this.

Maximum Security Prison[]

The 9th Dimension is very tight and strict with it's security prisons. If one is caught trying to sneak away from the battle, they will be prosecuted and transferred to the Maximum Security Prison City, an entire city completely made of prisons, which lies on the other side of the desert in which the 9th Dimension has as a landscape. If one defeats another in a battle by cheating, they will be sent to the prison city as well. If one is transferred from another Dimension due to a crime, they will also be prosecuted - it is a known fact that the 9th Dimension is the most reliable when it comes to crime.

Varg Vikernes is the controller of the prison complex city. He acts as "the eye in the sky" of the entire city, because with his abonormally good eyesight, he is able to spot escaping prisoners all around the city and alarm the guards. The only person who ever escaped the prison and his grasp was Isaac Clarke.

Residents[]

Famous residents of the 9th Dimension are as follows:

  • Giant Monkey Man - Large imposing ape who was the strongest of them all.
  • Patrick Star - Defeated the Giant Monkey Man and restored peace to the 9th Dimension.
  • Wario - Slept here for 200 years.
  • Hiroe Atago (after being captured by the Krab Monarchy and transferred to the Maximum Security Prison).
  • Leonidas - Warrior in the Wa-Games.
  • Al Cisneros - Currently resides in the Wa-Tower as a jester for Wario.
  • Meru - Competitor in the Wa-Games and then sent to the Maximum Sercurity Prison.
  • Daisy - Captured (go figure) by Wa-Team and put in prison.
  • Lars Ulrich - Warrior in the Wa-Games.
  • Curious George - Turned into a cake and banished here by Wizardheimer.

Wa-Games[]

The Wa-Games are the main government source for the government and main survival source for the powerless citizens. All Citizens are forced to fight eachother in the Wa-Games coliseums for the enjoyment of the Wa-Team. If the citizens lose, they are either killed by the battle or executed by the government. If the citizens win the games, they are granted eternal life and are allowed to go to a different Dimension. A list of Wa-Games are as follows:

  1. Wa-Lancing - The easiest game. Ten fighters each must align themselves to fight riding on horses, and lance eachother to death.
  2. Wa-Hand to Hand Fighting - Groups of fighters must duel with their bare hands to the death, making for a gruesome, tough battle.
  3. Wa-Eating - Competitors must eat as much acid cupcakes as they can before dying.
  4. Wa-Fires - Two Competitors much get inside burning coffins while a bulldozer tosses them into the air. The one who comes out alive is the winner.
  5. Wa-Obstacle Course - The hardest Wa-Game. Competitors must run a very long obstacle course with fatal, almost impossible to dodge obstacles. At least 125 people everyday die from this challenge.
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