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IT'S OVER 9000!!! Vegeta

NEIN! Adolf Hitler

8 and 9

9 being attacked by 8.

9 is one of the members of 1234567890. He is currently a ghost, but was once a normal number. He was killed by 8, and later eaten by 7, undone by Napoleon Bonaparte, only to be killed again by Dora the Explorer, and then coming back as a zombie through the Powers of Weakness, only to be turned into a hammer by Mr. Game & Watch.

Personality[]

9 is a total asshole. Sometimes he acts like he's better than everyone else simply because he's the largest one digit square number. This pisses 4 off and makes them get into arguments. That's why he made lots of numbers with 9s in them.

History[]

9 was the eighth member of 1234567890 since his birth. He was raised to use the art of number-fu, like the other numbers. He worked with them for several years, and invented numbers like 99, 999, and even 9999 all by himself. Even the evil 99.9% lie was thought up by him.

Eventually, 9 accidentally fell in a pot of frying oil. He was coated in a delicious breading, and then he fell in a tub full of syrup. Then he fell in more food based item tubs, and then ran at 8 as a prank. 8 leaped into the air, and swallowed 9.

Napoleon Bonaparte walked up, reached down 8's throat, pulled 9 out, and revived him. 9 walked away, but didn't make it for five minutes before Dora the Explorer told him it was his "time". She took his soul to the Devil. The Powers of Weakness took pity on 9, and turned him into a zombie.

Mr. Game & Watch found "dead segments" of 9 on his LCD screen and it pissed him off. So he decided to torture 9 by fusing it with his specialty hammer forged by King K. Rool. Of course he didn't know 9 would make his hammer much more stronger, but it did, and he was able to use 9's might to become ruler of the Flat Zone. The Powers of Weakness nerfed his hammer with the rest of the numbers except 0. For years 9 would just sit there in the hammer with all his former friends, until he was freed when Mr. Game & Watch was killed. The other numbers left the hammer but 9 is still there and waiting for Thor to add him to his hammer.

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