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mimimimimimimi... eat people... yum 7

7 is the 12th member of 1234567890 and an apprentice cannibal under the teachings of wise old 8. When 7 was officially born as a number, he was put in the same room as 8, who taught him everything he knows... including the art of cannibalism. This changed 7's life forever, which is why his favorite song is Cannibal by Tally Hall.

7 first gained notability when the 7th Harry Potter book came out. Nobody knew what number came after 6, so 7 introduced himself and became famous. Now he is one of the most popular numbers ever. But he will never become more popular than 2, whom he extremely very jealous of.

7 lived out 7,777 years of fame before something happened. He recovered from this something, but then he was framed for a crime! 7 had done the unthinkable... he had eaten another number! 9 had been eaten, and 7 was looking at 7 years in prison. At his trial, 6 was the witness, and her testimony (which consisted mostly of insults and the occasional accusation of inappropriate conduct) convinced everyone (including 9, who had repaired himself) that he was guilty. 7 had been there, so it was easy to blame him.

7 went on the run to avoid getting caught by 4. He ran for 7 years, hoping he could avoid capture. He thought he was finally safe, and started a life in the Bubble Bass Empire. He was there for 7 minutes, and then Bubble Bass walked up. He asked if 7 supported him. "Who are you?" 7 and Bubble Bass had a fight then. 7 won. 7 now lives with & in Keyboard Village.

7 sometimes thinks he's really lucky because he "is just a lucky number", so he tries to be a showoff which just makes him look like a big N00b. With this nature he convinced massive amounts of people into believing that the number 7 is lucky.

Trivia[]

  • 7 is often thought to be a registered 6 offender.
    • 6 was offended by the fact that 7 ate 9, so this kind of checks out...?
    • Do not look up what "six" is in Swedish.
  • He can shoot lasers out of his eyes.
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