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Door 3 leads to template spam
Ciao amico! My name-a is Peppino, Peppino Spaghetti to be-a exact! And I would like to tell-a you about my restaraunt! Peppino Pizza is the place, and I put a lot of effort into-a my pizza. No corporate slop, no artificial ingredients, just-a passion, love and-a Italian blood. That's meant to be as literal as can be interpreted-a. I put my own blood into-a the tomato sauce because I use yellow tomatoes and-a need to dye it red! All my toppings have-a life and free will, and they taste even better-a than normal toppings! Would you rather eat Domino's and die under the weight-a of their spices? They absolutely overload their pizzas with-a too many spices! It's-a disgusting! My pizza must reach a much higher-a bar! That's why I'm-a the best!
This message has been brought to you by me-a!
Peppino Pizza, the best-a pizza in-a town-a!