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5Hole

The 5-Hole...INNNNN SPAAAAACE

The 5-Hole is the result of Captain 5 fusing with a black hole.

Unageddon[]

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The 5-Hole pulls up to Tokyo City.

It started moving towards the UnWorld. Chuck Norris noticed it with his Oxygen-vision and went to stop it, but then it sucked him in and ate him (but he survived, of course). Everyone stared at it, to scared Stupid to move and then it started sucking people up and resurrecting dead bad guys to kill everyone. Captain 0 tried to stop it but a weird dude attacked him but he did a FAIL but then they both got sucked in. Luckily the hole didn't eat them, so he went to stop 5. He found 5 in the center were dead guy's bodies were swirling around. He shot 5 into the center so he DIEd and got spat out of the 5-Hole, then Godzilla made the 5-Hole explode. Without the 5-Hole, revived villains became weaker and already weak villains started to asplode. Captain 0 then teleported into Captain 5, telefragging him and ending the threat of the 5-Hole once and for all.

List of Guys It Resurrected[]

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a hedgehog get hired by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might be eradicated.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a hedgehog get hired by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might be eradicated.

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