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Zohnathon, or just Zohn is a 46-year old man and adventurer just like Indiana Jones and other guys like that. He explores the ethernet to find neue information on Helvetica New.
Appearance[]
He has gray hair and looks like he's in his 70's. During his autopsy, they accidentally figured out he was alive and tried to kill him with old people syrup, but that didn't work and now he's hideous forever. And thus this is what he looks like.
Personality[]
Zohnathon likes to talk to people on the phone, but he does not like it whenever he is called by those nasty trolls who are the Frails and Frogs.
Biography[]
Once, he had no friends. This is because he wasn't born yet. He grew up with an UnRank of 60, since he was a history nerd, and suffered relentless bullying because of it. Everything changed, however, when he met Klonoa, a sympathetic furry and former video game mascot, at Squidward Community College. Soon, they became best friends, and joined the local UnPolice department, then were somehow promoted to LV. 99 archeologists. They soon become cool, and started raiding t00ms left, right and center. Eventually, they levelled up again to level 100, and took on the legendary UnAnything Temple. Then he met Raichu, Wakko and Scotch and they became fast friends, but things took a dark turn when