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There once was a little boy named Luigi, who was at a McDonalds with Nate and Pinkie Pie.
The group later decided to hike up the local volcano about 3 miles away from the McDonalds, not knowing the volcano currently has a major Agnaktor infestation.
The Agnaktors attack the three, and Nate saves him and his pals by summoning his Samurott and spraying water on them. Little did they know, the Agnaktor Asplodes and launches the three far away. They proceed to land in China.
The place is literally on fucking fire. There's only one person who hates China enough to do this...and it's a bird. Boyfriend mysteriously appears but immediately gets blueballed by Lord Shen's laser eyes, leaving Luigi, Nate and Pinkie to rap battle him.
Meanwhile in the far off distance from all the chaos and cacophony, the sounds of whirring and clambering can be heard, heard climbing outside of a pit.
It was the Breaking Bad Guy! How'd he get there? Ah, screw it, he and the Floorboard King were going to go cook meth SPAGHETTI but got lost. They've met up with Luigi to get him the food he ordered, that's great! But oh noes! Mary Sue herself appears and turns Walt into an item and throws him into the Cactus! Who's gonna cook all Luigi's spaghetti now?
Luckily, Pinkie Pie is here to save the day! She cooked Luigi's Spaghetti and feeds it to him, however Luigi throws up due to the high amount of glitter inside! What Luigi throws up is Patrick Star?!
Patrick Star starts singing the lyrics to the song from the band "Tally Hall" known as "Welcome to Tally Hall". But then a ragdolled version of the noob from roblox falls from the sky.
Shortly after even more Ragdolled versions of the Noob from Roblox start falling from the sky.
Everyone is now buried in Noobs from Roblox.
Anyways like a bagillion miles away (That distance circles the Earth 40 times so its actually a bagillion divided by 40) there's the bear from the Danganronpa game (game 1 but idk the difference from 2 and 3 (game 2 trial 3 is terrible btw)) who teleports Luigi to a weird funny room. I think its an execution chamber or something I don't even know anymore.
He announces to the world all italians are going to be murdered starting with Luigi! (Oh no!) But then Giorno Giovanna hears of this, and creates a 5 step plan to defeat the onebear.
- Make a Sandvich out of nothing but italian seasonings
- Cover yourself in Oil
- Slide towards Monokuma like your a bowling ball hitting pins
- Eat the Sandvich for a job well done!
- THERE IS NO STEP 5
Giorno Giovanna does this successfully, but his Sandvich went missing! Now he and Luigi have to look for it in Teletubby Land!
Out of nowhere, Lord Shen returns, piloting a GIANT MECHA, after struggling to get it out of the pit due to Breaking Bad Guy blocking the exit, but with the breaking bad guy out of the silo, lord shen's mecha can finally get out of the silo!
Meanwhile, at ground level, Crash Bandicoot is haphazardly spinning around. He accidentally knocks himself into the mecha, loosening its screws and making it fall over. The mecha capsizes the ship Kaptain Skurvy sails due to how close it is to the sea. Skurvy gets onto dry land and yells nonsensical swears at Lord Shen.
Lord Shen isn't sure what to do at the moment, but then Lucia Nanami pops out of nowhere and starts swearing at both Skurvy and Shen after polluting the sea. A nearby Megurine Luka is starting to really get annoyed by this banter as well...
Randy Warthog then jumps in and accuses Megurine of making, "Text to speech... bad music!" Forgetting that he makes music for The Residents, a very weird band. Megurine gets annoyed even more, and a fight breaks out.
Crash, Skurvy, Lucia, Shen, Randy and Megurine are beating each other up, before pulling Luigi and Giorno into it too. Dipsy is off working, but gets distracted by all the senselss violence, so he goes into the Teletubby Death Star to blow up everything in hopes of killing them all! Lord Shen is the first to notice, and he gasps in horror.
The funny thing about this is, Everyone survived that LAZ0R somehow. Out of rage, Dipsy asplodes the Teletubby Death Star and flies off once again. But then everyone except for Luigi gets crushed by the falling debris the Death Star's remains created after asploding. Horrified by this, Luigi runs off to try and fix everything. He notices Spyro in the distances and rushes to him for some help.
Spyro says that he will help Luigi but gets flattened by Dipsy, who is now colored black after being asploded. Luigi disappointingly walks off and finds a wild Tails running around, and the two team to try and help those guys who were flattened by the scrap. The only problem is that Luigi needs to also help Tails with paying off Fatman 70,000,000 UnDollars after ruining his Fatmobile, and more importantly, the Pizza he was trying to deliver to him (They gave each other a deal).
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