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2Pac is ONE OF THA GREATEST RAPPERS AND GANGSTAS IN THA WORLDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is also one of the coolest guys in the UnWorld, and the god of rapping. He is the OG. He also obtained an infinite amount of guns somehow. We scientists here at the UnAnything Team still cannot figure out how he has so many guns... He died, but later reincarnated as 2Pat.

Backstory[]

2Pac started out gangster even out of the womb. He was born as Tupac Shakur. 2Pac is just his rap name, but we'll refer to him as 2Pac because it's easier. His mom is even afraid to spank him as punishment, because she knows whats will happen if she does. He learned how to skateboard at 3 years old. He got into his first street fight at 5 years old.

Stealing a House[]

He and his family were homeless when his childhood first started, but since he's so gangster, at 8 years old, he just stole a house for his family and kicked its previous residents out. They called the UnPolice on him, and he told them politely to please leave, but they didn't listen and instead started kicking the family out and put handcuffs on them. 2Pac's brother started resisting arrest and got shot. His brother died. 2Pac got so angry that he killed 1679 policemen and then they sent more guys like Special Forces but then more people died. He hates the police even until his death and even in his second life as 2Pat. The UnPolice decided to give up because they were basically just sending people on suicide missions, since 2Pac would kill them anyways.

Thug Life[]

He also beat the crap out of his bullies at UnSchool. A kid made fun of him one time and said he was bad at rapping so 2Pac didn't let it slide and just broke his jaw and made him go blind. He then made fun of that kid for being blind and walking with a cane all the time. He also didn't get expelled because he crippled the elderly principal when he was at the office with devastating punches and gunshots. That principal later died in the hospital. The new principal heard that story and decided not to mess with him. He also invented the term "Thug Life," when someone asked how his life is going.

Adulthood[]

He did a lot of rapping and parties and other stuff. In fact, he actually met Snoop Dogg at a party. He also became enemies with another rapper named The Notorious B.I.G.

Death, Reincarnation, and Revenge[]

A hater shot him 6 times while driving by. Coincdentally, he also died 6 days later. This made 2Pac so mad, so he reincarnated himself and his ghost put his soul into a Wa-Machine with Patrick Star because he happened to be walking by. Patrick then left and the merging resulted in 2Pat:

2pat

He's so gangster!

2Pat then woke up and ran over to his arsenal (his house) and grabbed an M202, an M16A1, a knife, a samurai sword, and a Minecraft sword.

2Pat killed the guy and his whole gang and family and all his friends. He even pissed and took a shit on the guy's dead body. 2Pat now lives a peaceful life with his family and kids in Serbia to this day.

List of crimes he commited[]

  • Robbery
  • 3rd, 2nd, and 1st degree murder
  • Mass murder
  • Trespassing
  • Cursing out a police officer
  • Assault
  • Shooting

Gallery[]

Trivia[]

  • 2Pac is rivals and enemies with The Notorious B.I.G.
  • 2Pac smashed Biggie's wife as revenge.
  • 2Pac is so gangster, that he can sometimes defy logic, like smacking someone so hard he smacks the face off their face.
  • 2Pac outpacs Pac-Man by a factor of 2.
  • 2Pac is so awesome that inspired other awesome guys like Eminem and Boyfriend (even though he sounds nothing like him).
  • Just like Eminem, 2Pac can also create Plotholium with his extraordinary rapping ability.
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HE IS THE BEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME OMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE IS THE BEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME OMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!