IT'S THE FUTURE!!!!!
—Some stupid futurist on 2020
2020 was a year that began without fanfare. It began on Wednesday, January 1, 2020 (DUH!!!) 'nuff said.
It's been one hell of a ride so far...and it's only gonna get worse, it was also known as "The year of the Corona" or "The year of the virus", which we hate but luckily in 2023 it’s pretty much over!
Boring events[]
- January 1 - One crappy decade ends, and a even more crappier decade begins
- January 2 - Some stuff from the early 2010's and stuff from the 1990's make a complete comeback
- January 3 - Crappy pop music just got even more crappier. Donald Trump gets a 5-killstreak in Iran, pissing them off. Memes about WWII begin.
- January 6 - The Unanything Team celebrates Unanything Wiki's 10th anniversary
- Date unknown - Most cars are electric.
- February 14 - Yoshikoopa arises from his ancient slumber after 10 years. YouTube celebrates it's 15th anniversary and valentines day officially Happens
- March - Coronavirus starts getting serious...
Thing start getting interesting...[]
- April 13 - Radioactive forest fires near Chernobyl.
- May 31st - UnWar II happens.
- June 8 - Bowser dies for 1 minute, then comes back to life.
- July 1 - Canada gets bored and invades Teletubby Land. It goes surprisingly well until the Baby Sun joins forces with the Teletubbies.
- July 4 - United States of UnAmerica invades Teletubby Land and The Clangers' Planet simultaneously. Golden Gate Bridge destroyed by the Baby Sun. USA horrified, Teletubbies laugh.
- September 5 - Vesta's birthday.
- September 12-26: The Darkest Day occurs for the third time in 3,005 years.
- September 14: Forest fires in Oregon color the sky gray as far away as Vesta's house.
...really interesting[]
- March 23 - The first day to stop competing for dumb prizes, after 40 people left a show.
- October 1 - Skelepocalypse begins in Arlen, Texas, quickly spreading to neighbouring states and spooking millions.
- October 5 - Friday Night Funkin officially happens.
- Friday, October ██ - Skeletons DIE, making for the spookiest halloween in 666 years.
- October 20 - The UnCold War begins due to disputes over the Canon.
- October 23 (57 Years before Fallout Great War) - The UnCold War ends with 5 new bureaucrats being added and demoted. United States president Debate Ends
- October 31 - Halloween officially happens.
- October 32: Halloween: Round 2 begins and ends.
- November 1: Several Grox ships enter the Solar System.
- November 3- Biden-Trump War ends.
- November 12: The Play Station 5 launches and sells out in the blink of an eye!
- December 1: Space Invaders in Santa hats invade N. Sanity Island and Florida. Florida Man, in the confusion, gives the Sun roughly a trillion tons of Taco Bell.
- December 10: Thaumaturgical symbols being appearing on the Sun, followed shortly by violent solar flares. Gastroenterologist Dr. Robotnik says "THE SUN IS JUST FARTING".
- December 21: A brown dwarf thought to be referred to as Nibiru (not to be confused with Space Marine Soldier's homeworld of Nibiru) pays a visit to the Solar System, destroying a few asteroids on its way through. Jupiter, planets X and Y and SCP-1548-Ω-1 are fried by the collision of Jupiter and Nibiru's magnetic fields. Vesta automagically reactivates for the first time in over ten millennia, firing at Nibiru and ionizing its atmosphere. Nibiru runs (read: followed an elliptical trajectory) crying back into the outer Solar System, while Earth and Mars watch with awestruck Patrick faces.
- December 23: Vesta rotates again, firing at dwarf planet Haumea. 99% of seismic activity on the dwarf planet ceases. PETA angry. Chicken With Bread customers rejoice.
- December 24: Santa Claus decides he's had enough and starts either writing back or collapsing the market economy with gifts.
- December 25 - Christmas officially happens
- December 26: Vesta rotates into position to face the constellation Sagittarius, firing a unique splitting beam not seen before or since. All five Grox ships destroyed. Saturn and Titan (moon) watch with awestruck Patrick faces.
- December 31 - Adobe Flash dies. T-T
- December 32 - Stuff gets very interesting...
...Too interesting[]
- Undecember 1 - Wait, there are more months?
- Undecember 2 - Radioactive chimerarachne infestation begins.
- Duodecember 1 - Duo extends the year for another month, much to everyone's dismay.
- Duodecember 2 - MonsterVerse Godzilla arrives through the Breach. Japan horrified, USA laughs.
- Duodecember 3 - MonsterVerse Godzilla destroys Golden Gate Bridge, necessitating the 12th repair since the year began. USA horrified, Japan laughs.