2012

2012 was the greatest year in all of human history. Everything epic happened in this year, and nothing good has ever happened since. 2011 came before this; 2013 is what came after.

Happenings[]

January 16th - The Waligion Shrine begins construction. The Wafia is organized the same day.
January 17th - Wario's Shamerang is made worse to fund the construction.
February 10th - Do They Dig It, after being 918 years old, finally gets recorded and distributed as a song.
Some time in March - Jolyne Cujoh escapes Green Dolphin Prison and the UnUniverse collapses in on itself due to Enrico Pucci's shinanigans. This causes all JoJo characters get transported into an alternate timeline.
March 6th - Call of Ducky: The Movie releases. So does the tie-in-shame Call of Ducky vs. Halo.
March 21st - NintenD'oh Zii releases.
April 9th - Nothing happens.
April 19th - Google reveals its final form.
May 7th - Ash Bandicoot: The Shame releases.
June 15th - Captain 9's grandpa ~~passes away~~ is murdered.
July 2nd - A great ea rthquake hits Sesame Street.
July 27th - Some graphic designers mess up the Olympics and Bart and Lisa Simpson sue them for it.
September 31st - This day is not real.
October 160th, Motu Patlu airs on TV.
November 6th - Halo 4ever releases. Halo is 4ever not the same after this.
November 18th - The worst Nintendo console, the Wii U, releases. This is when 2012 truly ended.
December 12st - Marigi and Waluigi are spotted wearing bridal gowns by America. Very weird. Also on this day, Sarah Palin becomes U.S. President. These things aren't related (probably).
December 21st - December 21st, 2012 happens. So does the War of 2012.
December 22nd - War of 2012 ends.
December 26th - Santa Claus retires.
December 29th - The Waligion Shrine is complete, but December 21st, 2012 already happened so it's pointless now.