How do I pronounce this year?
—The guy who asks too many questions on 2010
2010 was a year that began without fanfare on Friday, January 1, 2010 (duh!) and on the principle of "Curse you, futurists of the past, for making us think we'd have flying cars by now." But I doubt we will have this type of technology by 2020.
Events Some Tiny Moron That Nobody Cares About[]
- January 1 - One crappy year ends, another crappier year begins, and a weird thing hosts a show.
- Jaunary 4 - The Y2K bug is finally stamped out, with a giant shoe.
- January 6 - Uranus is renamed Pluto to put an official end to all the vulgar jokes. The planet formerly named Pluto is renamed to an unpronounceable symbol.
- January 6 - The UnMarioWiki fell into ruin[1] by the First UnWar's end and the UnAnything Wiki rises from its ashes,
- January 26 - A jobless single woman living with her parents and her six children gives birth to an octopus. The octopus goes on to predict the winner of the FIFA World Cup.
- Febuary 13-28 Vancouver, in British Columbia, Canada, hosts the 2010 Winter Olympics, and the Canadian men's ice hockey team blasts the U.S. team 3-2 in overtime. Canada is so beside itself that it becomes Greenland. Oh yeah, and Miga exists now as well.
- January 27- Steve Jobs announces the iPad, what else do you want me to say?
- Febuary 7-Super Bowl XLIV airs, BEST FUCKING SUPER BOWL EVER!!!!
- April 1 - The Windows Phone Man burns his school down because he was bullied there. If you laughed at that you are sick.
- April 3 - iPad is released in the USA.
- April 5 - Adventure Time on Crap Network premieres.
- April 20 - Jack the Ripper kills Chihiro Fujisaki and is never seen again. How mysterious?
- June 4 - Samsung Galaxy S Releases.
- September 6 - Regular Show premieres on Crap Network too.
- October 10 - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is released; 4chan unleashes bronies.
Development of Technology[]
- THE IPAD COMES OUT STUPID
- THERE IS STILL NOT ONE FLYING CAR.
- 3D TV's are released to the public, nuff said. (Those later did a FAIL)