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2004 was a year that happened some time ago, but not in a galaxy far far away (or as creepy as 2003). Upgrades ending in 2 like "Shrek 2" and "Spider-Man 2" were made this year. Actually, Shrek 2 has Far Far Away, so maybe Darth Vader could have been there this year. The year to come after this would be 2005, a nice whole number divisible by 5.

Events[]

  • January 1 - Yet another boring and uneventful year comes to an end...
  • Feburary 2 - iPhone 2 premieres.
  • April 11 - Jesus beats up the Easter Bunny for stealing his first holiday.
  • May 9 - Louie escapes from Hell.
  • May 19 - Shrek 2 is released upon the UnWorld. He is far worse than the original.
  • June 30 - Spider-Man 2 comes out. He was gay.
  • July 1 - Freak with the Hood after a year finally gets his apple bottom jeans.
  • October 4 - Teletubby Land's first public clinic, the Home Dome Clinic, opens.
  • October 26 - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is a video-shame released to the UnWorld
  • November 1 - The "Teletubby Land Freedom Act of 2004" is passed in Teletubby Land to secure funding for said clinic.
  • November 16 - Full Life 2 releases, making it the 2nd sequel of the decade.
  • December 25th - Jesus beats up Santa Claus for stealing his second holiday. Jesus also got assistance from The Grinch.

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