1984

On December 31st, 1983, 1984 was born and murdered 1983. It then became a very violent year and scientists are still wondering why we're still alive. Thankfully, 1984 was murdered by 1985 at the end of the year. George Orwell wrote a book about the year.

Events[]

January 1st: Brunei leaves the British Empire just for fun.
January 24th: Steve Jobs released the Macintosh in the United States.
January 27th: Pepsiman burns down Michael Jackson's hair.
February 1st: Big Brother becomes the leader of England and moves it from Europe to Oceania.
March 1st: Eurasia has a civil war. Europe stays except for East Asia, which becomes their own continent. And also, America and Southern Africa becomes part of Oceania.
April 1st: Chuck Norris ends the world as a joke. The War of 1984 begins where all the continents fight.
May 8th: Soviet Russia said they would boycott the Californian Olympics.
May 9th: Big Brother forces the use of new words like "gamе" in English.
June 23rd: Sonia Nevermind and Gundham Tanaka attack Kazuichi Soda with their sticks. Why does Sonia even have one? She's a girl.
July 28th: AAAAAND the Olympics happen in California.
August 21st: Miu Iruma loses her clothes IN A PUBLIC PLACE TOO.
August 22nd: Sea level rises by 420 meters, drowning millions of peoples and destroying entire countries.
September 1st: Pop Fizz founds Blezzord.
October 31st: Nuclear Waste turns people into their Halloween Costumes.
November 9th: Ronald Reagan wins again.
December 25th: Santa Claus didn't even bother this year, he used portals to gift kids toys.
December 31st: Chuck Norris resets the year except for births, Christmas, Brunei, Macintosh, Reagan and that weird Soda moment. Everything except for these moments didn't happen.

So basically 1985 is just 1984 again.