0 Burger

A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe, like seriously, this seems almost guerilla itself calm down it's getting worse.

YUCK!!!!!!

Ingredients

1. The dance moves of Rick Astley
2. The eye of Rick Astley
3. 0.000000000000000001% Of God's powers.
4. WaHannibal Lecter's dead body
5. 30 Netflix Originals
6. 12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
7. 22 bumper stickers
8. An entire bottle of glue
9. Captain 9
10. $843 in pennies
11. A sock
12. A tiny mirror
13. 64 year old buns
14. One BOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs
15. A quart of Sanic Sauce™
16. 3 fried elbows
17. Any type of Pokemon
18. Your computer
19. 9 diamonds
20. 7 tacos
21. Both of any fish's lungs
22. ⅓ of a pillow
23. 6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
24. UnMarioWiki
25. Tinky Winky
26. A VHS
27. 23½ Po Doodles
28. Alt 2.0's clone
29. Z
30. A 😂 emoji
31. Another 0 Burger
32. The Engineer's face

A stale reddit meme

1. 1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
2. 2 Tide Pods
3. A cup of Milk
4. This guy
5. A Nintendo Switch game
6. A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
7. 5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
8. A bottle of instant glue
9. Garfield's whiskers
10. 2 gallons of soy sauce
11. Shredded cobalt
12. Po's armpit hair
13. Oxiclean
14. Bob Ross's paint
15. Rotten and raw eggs
16. A ♤
17. A ♡
18. A ◇
19. A ♧
20. A □
21. Pumkin Sheep wool
22. Polof fur
23. A piece of Germany's flag
24. A leaf
25. A 🐴 emoji too
26. Liquid salt
27. The deadly Cheese
28. Eviler Pop
29. Flan
30. Screen Gems' center
31. Wood from a cukoo clock
32. A musket ball
33. A crab
34. Hydrogen cyanide
35. Lasagna
36. A feather from Tookie Tookie
37. A nail
38. Starbucks coffee
39. Raw patty
40. Lots of twigs
41. The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
42. Toxic cat urine
43. 599 US dollars
44. Half of a scrambled egg
45. One of each of the UnDollars
46. San-nakji
47. All meat and fish in the world raw
48. 50 Watermelon Truffles
49. A chunk of asphalt
50. A Short Beaked Echidna
51. A chopped up Armight
52. Ammunition from the Quadgun
53. Silly Putty
54. Dog spit
55. K-fee
56. A dead Sandile
57. Some pink slime (the colour is important)
58. Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
59. McGratin Croquette patties
60. Your own face
61. A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
62. Two sauteed rat tails
63. Boiled Cabbage
64. Steamed Rotting Broccoli
65. Fossilised Vomit
66. The right kidney of a neanderthal
67. Refrigerated blood
68. 5,000 strands of hair
69. The gallbladder of 2 Aliens
70. 5 antibodies
71. A mummified rattlesnake
72. A 5 year old Cockroach
73. An actual bear claw
74. 50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
75. A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
76. Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
77. Five liters of acid rain
78. A deep-fried artery
79. 16 dead souls
80. An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
81. The brain stem of a teenage seagull
82. A sheet of washed denim
83. Tree sap straight from the tree
84. milkweed leaves
85. black tar, natural tar, any tar
86. Black tar in specific but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
87. melted pants
88. Oganesson
89. A razor blade
90. Some ectoplasm
91. Teddie fur
92. Mystery Food X
93. A right leg
94. Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
95. The 5-Hole
96. Unbihexium
97. Deity Cat urine
98. 50 pounds of Chewy Chews
99. Crab legs
100. 5 gallons of condensed antimatter
101. White cheddar cheese sauce
102. Bramble vines
103. Toaster strudel frosting
104. The will to live of Waluigi after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
105. Windowsill dust
106. The sole of a Nike shoe
107. The Nintendo Shamecube joystick
108. Dead worms
109. Mystery green sauce
110. My last baby tooth
111. Beer batter
112. Mamuta
113. That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
114. Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
115. The deed to your house
116. A Reddit meme about Big Chungus
117. Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
118. The Snuffaluffagus
119. Nerve endings
120. A pickled urchin WITH spines
121. Cheese that Rap Rat burrowed into
122. Rubber latex
123. The entire website of AI Dungeon
124. A water sausage
125. A literal water sausage
126. Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
127. A knitting needle
128. A copy of ET: The Shame excavated from the dump it was in
129. Fried khakis
130. The concept of hate
131. Dust with lead in it
132. Corrosive paraquat
133. An even smaller mirror
134. A strange cube
135. Sponges soaked in hot dog water
136. a Twisted servant captain's head
137. An EP from your favorite band
138. A firefly
139. Some Number Captain Poison
140. Onions soaked in formaldehyde
141. A sick chameleon
142. ANOTHER 0 Burger