0 Burger

A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe, like seriously, this seems almost guerilla itself calm down it's getting worse.

YUCK!!!!!!

Ingredients

1. The dance moves of Rick Astley
2. The eye of Rick Astley
3. 0.000000000000000001% Of God's powers.
4. WaHannibal Lecter's dead body
5. 30 Netflix Originals
6. 12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
7. 22 bumper stickers
8. An entire bottle of glue
9. Captain 9
10. $843 in pennies
11. A sock
12. A tiny mirror
13. 64 year old buns
14. One BOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs
15. A quart of Sanic Sauce™
16. 3 fried elbows
17. Any type of Pokemon
18. Your computer
19. 9 diamonds
20. 7 tacos
21. Both of any fish's lungs
22. ⅓ of a pillow
23. 6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
24. UnMarioWiki
25. Tinky Winky
26. A VHS
27. 23½ Po Doodles
28. Alt 2.0's clone
29. Z
30. A 😂 emoji
31. Another 0 Burger
32. A stale reddit meme
33. 1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
34. 2 Tide Pods
35. A cup of Milk
36. This guy
37. A Nintendo Switch game
38. A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
39. 5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
40. A bottle of instant glue
41. Garfield's whiskers
42. 2 gallons of soy sauce
43. Shredded cobalt
44. Po's armpit hair
45. Oxiclean
46. Bob Ross's paint
47. Rotten and raw eggs
48. A ♤
49. A ♡
50. A ◇
51. A ♧
52. A □
53. Pumkin Sheep wool
54. Polof fur
55. A piece of Germany's flag
56. A leaf
57. A 🐴 emoji too
58. Liquid salt
59. The deadly Cheese
60. Eviler Pop
61. Flan
62. Screen Gems' center
63. Wood from a cukoo clock
64. A musket ball
65. A crab
66. Hydrogen cyanide
67. Lasagna
68. A feather from Tookie Tookie
69. A nail
70. Starbucks coffee
71. Raw patty
72. Lots of twigs
73. The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
74. Toxic cat urine
75. 599 US dollars
76. Half of a scrambled egg
77. One of each of the UnDollars
78. San-nakji
79. All meat and fish in the world raw
80. 50 Watermelon Truffles
81. A chunk of asphalt
82. A Short Beaked Echidna
83. A chopped up Armight
84. Ammunition from the Quadgun
85. Silly Putty
86. Dog spit
87. K-fee
88. A dead Sandile
89. Some pink slime (the colour is important)
90. Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
91. McGratin Croquette patties
92. Your own face
93. A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
94. Two sauteed rat tails
95. Boiled Cabbage
96. Steamed Rotting Broccoli
97. Fossilised Vomit
98. The right kidney of a neanderthal
99. Refrigerated blood
100. 5,000 strands of hair
101. The gallbladder of 2 Aliens
102. 5 antibodies
103. A mummified rattlesnake
104. A 5 year old Cockroach
105. An actual bear claw
106. 50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
107. A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
108. Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
109. Five liters of acid rain
110. A deep-fried artery
111. 16 dead souls
112. An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
113. The brain stem of a teenage seagull
114. A sheet of washed denim
115. Tree sap straight from the tree
116. milkweed leaves
117. black tar, natural tar, any tar
118. Black tar in specific but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
119. melted pants
120. Oganesson
121. A razor blade
122. Some ectoplasm
123. Teddie fur
124. Mystery Food X
125. A right leg
126. Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
127. The 5-Hole
128. Unbihexium
129. Deity Cat urine
130. 50 pounds of Chewy Chews
131. Crab legs
132. 5 gallons of condensed antimatter
133. White cheddar cheese sauce
134. Bramble vines
135. Toaster strudel frosting
136. The will to live of Waluigi after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
137. Windowsill dust
138. The sole of a Nike shoe
139. The Nintendo Shamecube joystick
140. Dead worms
141. Mystery green sauce
142. My last baby tooth
143. Beer batter
144. Mamuta
145. That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
146. Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
147. The deed to your house
148. A Reddit meme about Big Chungus
149. Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
150. The Snuffaluffagus
151. Nerve endings
152. A pickled urchin WITH spines
153. Cheese that Rap Rat burrowed into
154. Rubber latex
155. The entire website of AI Dungeon
156. A water sausage
157. A literal water sausage
158. Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
159. A knitting needle
160. A copy of ET: The Shame excavated from the dump it was in
161. Fried khakis
162. The concept of hate
163. Dust with lead in it
164. Corrosive paraquat
165. An even smaller mirror
166. A strange cube
167. Sponges soaked in hot dog water
168. a Twisted servant captain's head