0 Burger

A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his enemies. Chuck Norris one tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe.

Ingredients

1. 22 bumper stickers
2. An entire bottle of glue
3. Captain 9
4. $843 in pennies
5. A sock
6. A tiny mirror
7. 64 year old buns
8. One BOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs
9. A quart of Sanic Sauce™
10. 3 fried elbows
11. Any type of Pokemon
12. Your computer
13. 9 diamonds
14. 7 tacos
15. Both of any fish's lungs
16. ⅓ of a pillow
17. 6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
18. UnMarioWiki
19. Tinky Winky
20. A VHS
21. 23½ Po Doodles
22. Alt 2.0's clone
23. Z
24. A 😂 emoji
25. Another 0 Burger
26. A stale reddit meme
27. 1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
28. 2 Tide Pods
29. A cup of Milk
30. This guy
31. A Nintendo Switch game
32. A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
33. 5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
34. A bottle of instant glue
35. Garfield's whiskers
36. 2 gallons of soy sauce
37. Shredded cobalt
38. Po's armpit hair
39. Oxiclean
40. Bob Ross's paint
41. Rotten and raw eggs
42. A ♤
43. A ♡
44. A ◇
45. A ♧
46. A □
47. Pumkin Sheep wool
48. Polof fur
49. A piece of Germany's flag
50. A leaf
51. A 🐴 emoji too
52. Liquid salt
53. The deadly Cheese
54. Eviler Pop
55. Flan
56. Screen Gems' center
57. Wood from a cukoo clock
58. A musket ball
59. A crab
60. Hydrogen cyanide
61. Lasagna
62. A feather from Tookie Tookie
63. A nail
64. Starbucks coffee
65. Raw patty
66. Lots of twigs
67. The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
68. Toxic cat urine
69. 599 US dollars
70. Half of a scrambled egg
71. One of each of the UnDollars
72. San-nakji
73. All meat and fish in the world raw
74. 50 Watermelon Truffles
75. A chunk of asphalt
76. A Normie
77. A chopped up Armight
78. Ammunition from the Quadgun
79. Silly Putty
80. Dog spit
81. K-fee