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− | A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his enemies. |
+ | A '''0 Burger''' is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the [[Captain 1|'''worst''']] enemies. [[Chuck Norris]] once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, [[User:HippyDippyHoop6|this guy]] keeps updating the recipe. Although he hasn’t done it in a while. [[File:Super_Nasty_Patty.jpg|thumb|225x225px|YUCK!!!!!!]] |
==Ingredients== |
==Ingredients== |
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+ | *The dance moves of Rick Astley |
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− | #22 bumper stickers |
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+ | *One hundred and twenty-eight ghost peppers |
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− | #An entire bottle of glue |
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+ | *1 quart of gasoline |
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− | #[[Captain 9]] |
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+ | *1 tablespoon of uranium hexafluoride |
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− | #$[[8]][[4]][[3]] in pennies |
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+ | *WaChuck Norris's sweat |
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− | #A sock |
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+ | *30 Netflix Originals |
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− | #A tiny mirror |
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+ | *12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon |
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− | #64 year old buns |
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+ | *22 bumper stickers |
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− | #<strike>One</strike> BOTH of [[Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber's]] eyeballs |
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+ | *5 megabytes of some virus |
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− | #A quart of [[Sanic]] Sauce™ |
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+ | *An entire bottle of glue |
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− | #3 fried elbows |
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+ | *[[Captain 9]] |
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− | #Any type of [[Pokemon]] |
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+ | *$[[8]][[4]][[3]] in pennies |
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− | #[[You]]r computer |
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+ | *A sock |
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− | #9 diamonds |
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+ | *A tiny mirror |
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− | #7 tacos |
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+ | *64 year old buns |
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− | #Both of any fish's lungs |
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+ | *<strike>One</strike> BOTH of [[Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber's]] eyeballs |
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− | #⅓ of a pillow |
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− | + | *A quart of [[Sanic]] Sauce™ |
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+ | *3 fried elbows |
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− | #[[UnMario Wiki|UnMarioWiki]] |
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+ | *Any type of [[Pokemon]] |
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− | #[[Tinky Winky]] |
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+ | *[[You]]r computer |
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− | #A [[VHS]] |
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+ | *9 diamonds |
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− | #23½ [[Po Doodles]] |
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+ | *7 tacos |
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− | #[[User:WatermelonSunshine|Alt 2.0's clone]] |
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+ | *Both of any fish's lungs |
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− | #[[Z]] |
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+ | *⅓ of a pillow |
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− | #A 😂 emoji |
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+ | *6 tablespoons of [[Lamp Oil]] |
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− | #Another [[0 Burger]] |
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+ | *Blood-infused spit from [[Raichu|a certain Raichu]] |
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− | #A stale [[reddit]] meme |
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+ | *Pre-2023 [[UnMarioWiki]] |
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− | #1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™ |
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− | + | *[[Tinky Winky]] |
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− | + | *A [[VHS]] |
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+ | *23½ [[Po Doodles]] |
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− | #[[User:Carnivoreplant|This guy]] |
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+ | *[[User:WatermelonSunshine|Alt 2.0's clone]] |
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− | #A [[Nintendo Switch]] game |
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+ | *[[Z]] |
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− | #A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish [[communism]] |
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+ | *A 😂 emoji |
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− | #5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester |
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+ | *Another [[0 Burger]] |
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− | #A bottle of instant glue |
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+ | *The [[Engineer|Engineer's]] face |
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− | #[[Garfield]]'s whiskers |
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+ | *A stale [[reddit]] mem |
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− | #2 gallons of soy sauce |
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+ | *1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™ |
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− | #Shredded cobalt |
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+ | *2 [[Tide Pods]] |
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− | #[[Po]]'s armpit hair |
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+ | *A cup of [[Milk]] |
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− | #[[Oxiclean]] |
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+ | *[[User:Carnivoreplant|This guy]] |
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− | #[[Bob Ross]]'s paint |
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+ | *A [[Nintendo Switch]] game |
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− | #Rotten and raw eggs |
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+ | *A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish [[communism]] |
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− | #A ♤ |
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+ | *5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester |
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− | #A ♡ |
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+ | *A bottle of instant glue |
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− | #A ◇ |
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+ | *[[Garfield]]'s whiskers |
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− | #A ♧ |
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+ | *2 gallons of soy sauce |
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− | #A □ |
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+ | *Shredded cobalt |
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− | #[[Pumkin Sheep]] wool |
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− | + | *[[Po]]'s armpit hair |
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+ | *[[Oxiclean]] |
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− | #A piece of [[Germany]]'s flag |
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+ | *[[Bob Ross]]'s paint |
||
− | #A leaf |
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+ | *Rotten and raw eggs |
||
− | #A 🐴 emoji too |
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+ | *[[Pumkin Sheep]] wool |
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− | #Liquid salt |
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+ | *[[Polof]] fur |
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− | #The deadly [[Cheese]] |
||
+ | *A piece of [[Germany]]'s flag |
||
− | #[[Eviler Pop]] |
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+ | *A leaf |
||
− | #[[Flan]] |
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+ | *A 🐴 emoji too |
||
− | #[[Screen Gems]]' center |
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+ | *[[Wakko|Wakko's]] braincells (2 max) |
||
− | #Wood from a cukoo clock |
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+ | *Liquid salt |
||
− | #A musket ball |
||
+ | *The deadly [[Cheese]] |
||
− | #A crab |
||
+ | *[[Eviler Pop]] |
||
− | #Hydrogen cyanide |
||
− | + | *[[Flan]] |
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+ | *[[Screen Gems]]' center |
||
− | #A feather from [[Tookie Tookie]] |
||
+ | *Wood from a cukoo clock |
||
− | #A nail |
||
+ | *A musket ball |
||
− | #[[Starbucks]] coffee |
||
+ | *A crab |
||
− | #Raw patty |
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+ | *Hydrogen cyanide |
||
− | #Lots of twigs |
||
+ | *[[Lasagna]] |
||
− | #The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball |
||
+ | *A feather from [[Tookie Tookie]] |
||
− | #Toxic cat urine |
||
+ | *A nail |
||
− | #599 US dollars |
||
+ | *[[Starbucks]] coffee |
||
− | #Half of a scrambled egg |
||
+ | *Raw patty |
||
− | #One of each of the [[UnDollars]] |
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+ | *Lots of twigs |
||
− | #[[San-nakji]] |
||
+ | *The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball |
||
− | #All meat and fish in the world raw |
||
+ | *Toxic cat urine |
||
− | #50 [[Watermelon Truffles]] |
||
+ | *599 US dollars |
||
− | #A chunk of asphalt |
||
+ | *Half of a scrambled egg |
||
− | #A [[Short Beaked Echidna]] |
||
+ | *One of each of the [[UnDollars]] |
||
− | #A chopped up [[Armight]] |
||
+ | *[[San-nakji]] |
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− | #Ammunition from the [[Quadgun]] |
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+ | *All meat and fish in the world raw |
||
− | #Silly Putty |
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+ | *50 [[Watermelon Truffles]] |
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− | #[[Dog]] spit |
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+ | *A chunk of asphalt |
||
− | #[[K-fee]] |
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+ | *A [[Short Beaked Echidna]] |
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− | #A dead [[Sandile]] |
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+ | *A chopped up [[Armight]] |
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− | #Some pink slime (no, not [[Slimes|those cute ones]]) |
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+ | *Ammunition from the [[Quadgun]] |
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− | #[[Pocoyo]] (turned into a cake but revived) |
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+ | *Silly Putty |
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+ | *[[Dog]] spit |
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+ | *[[K-fee]] |
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+ | *A dead [[Sandile]] |
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+ | *Some pink slime (the colour is important) |
||
+ | *[[Pocoyo]] (turned into a cake but revived) |
||
+ | *McGratin Croquette patties |
||
+ | *Your own face |
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+ | *A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury |
||
+ | *Two sauteed rat tails |
||
+ | *Mud, straight from [[Scotch|Scotch's]] claws |
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+ | *Boiled Cabbage |
||
+ | *Steamed Rotting Broccoli |
||
+ | *Fossilised Vomit |
||
+ | *The right kidney of a neanderthal |
||
+ | *Refrigerated blood |
||
+ | *5,000 strands of hair |
||
+ | *The gallbladder of 2 [[Aliens]] |
||
+ | *5 antibodies |
||
+ | *A mummified rattlesnake |
||
+ | *A 5 year old [[Cockroach]] |
||
+ | *An actual bear claw |
||
+ | *50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue |
||
+ | *A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede |
||
+ | *Medium Rare [[Moke Cows|Moke Cow]] steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows) |
||
+ | *Five liters of acid rain |
||
+ | *A deep-fried artery |
||
+ | *16 dead souls |
||
+ | *An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex |
||
+ | *The brain stem of a teenage seagull |
||
+ | *A sheet of washed denim |
||
+ | *Tree sap straight from the tree |
||
+ | *milkweed leaves |
||
+ | *black tar, natural tar, any tar |
||
+ | *[[Drugs|Black tar in specific]] but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring |
||
+ | *melted pants |
||
+ | *[[Oganesson]] |
||
+ | *A razor blade |
||
+ | *Some ectoplasm |
||
+ | *[[Teddie]] fur |
||
+ | *[[Mystery Food X]] |
||
+ | *A right leg |
||
+ | *Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen) |
||
+ | *The [[5-Hole]] |
||
+ | *Unbihexium |
||
+ | *[[Noo-Noo]] |
||
+ | *[[Deity Cat]] piss |
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+ | *A ♤ |
||
+ | *A ♡ |
||
+ | *A ◇ |
||
+ | *A ♧ |
||
+ | *A □ |
||
+ | *50 pounds of [[Chewy Chews]] |
||
+ | *Crab legs |
||
+ | *5 gallons of condensed antimatter |
||
+ | *White cheddar cheese sauce |
||
+ | *Bramble vines |
||
+ | *Toaster strudel frosting |
||
+ | *The will to live of [[Waluigi]] after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette |
||
+ | *Windowsill dust |
||
+ | *The sole of a Nike shoe |
||
+ | * The [[Nintendo Shamecube]] joystick |
||
+ | * Dead worms |
||
+ | * Mystery green sauce |
||
+ | * My last baby tooth |
||
+ | *Beer batter |
||
+ | *Mamuta (Tastes like [[Chicken]]!) |
||
+ | *That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?) |
||
+ | *Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks |
||
+ | *The deed to your house |
||
+ | *A Reddit meme about [[Big Chungus]] |
||
+ | *Whatever shit you can find in your backyard |
||
+ | *The Snuffleupagus |
||
+ | *Nerve endings |
||
+ | *A pickled urchin WITH spines |
||
+ | *Cheese that [[Rap Rat]] burrowed into |
||
+ | *Rubber latex |
||
+ | *The entire website of AI Dungeon |
||
+ | *A water sausage |
||
+ | *[[Walter Wolf|Old wolf]] germs |
||
+ | *A literal water sausage |
||
+ | *Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes |
||
+ | *A knitting needle |
||
+ | *Unhexquadium |
||
+ | *A copy of [[ET: The Extraterrestrial (Shame)|ET: The Shame]] excavated from the dump it was in |
||
+ | *Fried khakis |
||
+ | *The concept of hate |
||
+ | *Dust with lead in it |
||
+ | *Corrosive paraquat |
||
+ | *An even smaller mirror |
||
+ | *A strange cube |
||
+ | *Sponges soaked in hot dog water |
||
+ | *[[SCP-173]] |
||
+ | *[[Servant Captain|a Twisted servant captain's head]] |
||
+ | *An EP from your favorite band |
||
+ | *A firefly |
||
+ | *Some [[Number Captain Poison]] |
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+ | *Onions soaked in formaldehyde |
||
+ | *A sick chameleon |
||
+ | *ANOTHER 0 Burger |
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+ | *[[Horrortime Tubby]]'s claw clippings |
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+ | *Cotton seeds |
||
+ | *Corrosive spit |
||
+ | *Unoctquadium |
||
+ | *Joe |
||
+ | *Soil from Kepler-186f |
||
+ | *A <s>man's head</s> pan's jed |
||
+ | *[REDACTED] |
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+ | *Its JOHNNY! |
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+ | *5 salted sliced carrots |
||
+ | *24 [[WaTinky Winky|WaTinky-Winkies]] |
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+ | *Botox |
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+ | *Yet ANOTHER 0 Burger! (How many of these things do we need?) |
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+ | {{Louie|Causes anaphylaxis, and makes people's arms fall off. I used it to escape from Strange. Do not eat under any circumstance, unless you're a bad guy, in which case please do.}} |
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[[Category:Food]] |
[[Category:Food]] |
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+ | [[Category:Dangerous food]] |
[[Category:Weapons]] |
[[Category:Weapons]] |
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[[Category:Gross Food]] |
[[Category:Gross Food]] |
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+ | [[Category:Unsafe for kids]] |
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+ | [[Category:NOT 4 KIDS!!!]] |
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+ | [[Category:NOT 4 ADULTS!!!]] |
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+ | [[Category:Unsafe for adults]] |
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+ | [[Category:Captain 0's stuff]] |
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+ | [[Category:Unsafe for everyone]] |
Latest revision as of 02:25, 13 November 2023
A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe. Although he hasn’t done it in a while.
Ingredients
- The dance moves of Rick Astley
- One hundred and twenty-eight ghost peppers
- 1 quart of gasoline
- 1 tablespoon of uranium hexafluoride
- WaChuck Norris's sweat
- 30 Netflix Originals
- 12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
- 22 bumper stickers
- 5 megabytes of some virus
- An entire bottle of glue
- Captain 9
- $843 in pennies
- A sock
- A tiny mirror
- 64 year old buns
OneBOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs- A quart of Sanic Sauce™
- 3 fried elbows
- Any type of Pokemon
- Your computer
- 9 diamonds
- 7 tacos
- Both of any fish's lungs
- ⅓ of a pillow
- 6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
- Blood-infused spit from a certain Raichu
- Pre-2023 UnMarioWiki
- Tinky Winky
- A VHS
- 23½ Po Doodles
- Alt 2.0's clone
- Z
- A 😂 emoji
- Another 0 Burger
- The Engineer's face
- A stale reddit mem
- 1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
- 2 Tide Pods
- A cup of Milk
- This guy
- A Nintendo Switch game
- A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
- 5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
- A bottle of instant glue
- Garfield's whiskers
- 2 gallons of soy sauce
- Shredded cobalt
- Po's armpit hair
- Oxiclean
- Bob Ross's paint
- Rotten and raw eggs
- Pumkin Sheep wool
- Polof fur
- A piece of Germany's flag
- A leaf
- A 🐴 emoji too
- Wakko's braincells (2 max)
- Liquid salt
- The deadly Cheese
- Eviler Pop
- Flan
- Screen Gems' center
- Wood from a cukoo clock
- A musket ball
- A crab
- Hydrogen cyanide
- Lasagna
- A feather from Tookie Tookie
- A nail
- Starbucks coffee
- Raw patty
- Lots of twigs
- The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
- Toxic cat urine
- 599 US dollars
- Half of a scrambled egg
- One of each of the UnDollars
- San-nakji
- All meat and fish in the world raw
- 50 Watermelon Truffles
- A chunk of asphalt
- A Short Beaked Echidna
- A chopped up Armight
- Ammunition from the Quadgun
- Silly Putty
- Dog spit
- K-fee
- A dead Sandile
- Some pink slime (the colour is important)
- Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
- McGratin Croquette patties
- Your own face
- A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
- Two sauteed rat tails
- Mud, straight from Scotch's claws
- Boiled Cabbage
- Steamed Rotting Broccoli
- Fossilised Vomit
- The right kidney of a neanderthal
- Refrigerated blood
- 5,000 strands of hair
- The gallbladder of 2 Aliens
- 5 antibodies
- A mummified rattlesnake
- A 5 year old Cockroach
- An actual bear claw
- 50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
- A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
- Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
- Five liters of acid rain
- A deep-fried artery
- 16 dead souls
- An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
- The brain stem of a teenage seagull
- A sheet of washed denim
- Tree sap straight from the tree
- milkweed leaves
- black tar, natural tar, any tar
- Black tar in specific but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
- melted pants
- Oganesson
- A razor blade
- Some ectoplasm
- Teddie fur
- Mystery Food X
- A right leg
- Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
- The 5-Hole
- Unbihexium
- Noo-Noo
- Deity Cat piss
- A ♤
- A ♡
- A ◇
- A ♧
- A □
- 50 pounds of Chewy Chews
- Crab legs
- 5 gallons of condensed antimatter
- White cheddar cheese sauce
- Bramble vines
- Toaster strudel frosting
- The will to live of Waluigi after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
- Windowsill dust
- The sole of a Nike shoe
- The Nintendo Shamecube joystick
- Dead worms
- Mystery green sauce
- My last baby tooth
- Beer batter
- Mamuta (Tastes like Chicken!)
- That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
- Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
- The deed to your house
- A Reddit meme about Big Chungus
- Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
- The Snuffleupagus
- Nerve endings
- A pickled urchin WITH spines
- Cheese that Rap Rat burrowed into
- Rubber latex
- The entire website of AI Dungeon
- A water sausage
- Old wolf germs
- A literal water sausage
- Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
- A knitting needle
- Unhexquadium
- A copy of ET: The Shame excavated from the dump it was in
- Fried khakis
- The concept of hate
- Dust with lead in it
- Corrosive paraquat
- An even smaller mirror
- A strange cube
- Sponges soaked in hot dog water
- SCP-173
- a Twisted servant captain's head
- An EP from your favorite band
- A firefly
- Some Number Captain Poison
- Onions soaked in formaldehyde
- A sick chameleon
- ANOTHER 0 Burger
- Horrortime Tubby's claw clippings
- Cotton seeds
- Corrosive spit
- Unoctquadium
- Joe
- Soil from Kepler-186f
- A
man's headpan's jed - [REDACTED]
- Its JOHNNY!
- 5 salted sliced carrots
- 24 WaTinky-Winkies
- Botox
- Yet ANOTHER 0 Burger! (How many of these things do we need?)
Louie's Notes |