Changes: 0 Burger

Latest revision as of 02:25, 13 November 2023

A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe. Although he hasn’t done it in a while.

Ingredients

The dance moves of Rick Astley
One hundred and twenty-eight ghost peppers
1 quart of gasoline
1 tablespoon of uranium hexafluoride
WaChuck Norris's sweat
30 Netflix Originals
12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
22 bumper stickers
5 megabytes of some virus
An entire bottle of glue
Captain 9
$8 4 3 in pennies
A sock
A tiny mirror
64 year old buns
~~One~~ BOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs
A quart of Sanic Sauce™
3 fried elbows
Any type of Pokemon
Your computer
9 diamonds
7 tacos
Both of any fish's lungs
⅓ of a pillow
6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
Blood-infused spit from a certain Raichu
Pre-2023 UnMarioWiki
Tinky Winky
A VHS
23½ Po Doodles
Alt 2.0's clone
Z
A 😂 emoji
Another 0 Burger
The Engineer's face
A stale reddit mem
1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
2 Tide Pods
A cup of Milk
This guy
A Nintendo Switch game
A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
A bottle of instant glue
Garfield's whiskers
2 gallons of soy sauce
Shredded cobalt
Po's armpit hair
Oxiclean
Bob Ross's paint
Rotten and raw eggs
Pumkin Sheep wool
Polof fur
A piece of Germany's flag
A leaf
A 🐴 emoji too
Wakko's braincells (2 max)
Liquid salt
The deadly Cheese
Eviler Pop
Flan
Screen Gems' center
Wood from a cukoo clock
A musket ball
A crab
Hydrogen cyanide
Lasagna
A feather from Tookie Tookie
A nail
Starbucks coffee
Raw patty
Lots of twigs
The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
Toxic cat urine
599 US dollars
Half of a scrambled egg
One of each of the UnDollars
San-nakji
All meat and fish in the world raw
50 Watermelon Truffles
A chunk of asphalt
A Short Beaked Echidna
A chopped up Armight
Ammunition from the Quadgun
Silly Putty
Dog spit
K-fee
A dead Sandile
Some pink slime (the colour is important)
Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
McGratin Croquette patties
Your own face
A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
Two sauteed rat tails
Mud, straight from Scotch's claws
Boiled Cabbage
Steamed Rotting Broccoli
Fossilised Vomit
The right kidney of a neanderthal
Refrigerated blood
5,000 strands of hair
The gallbladder of 2 Aliens
5 antibodies
A mummified rattlesnake
A 5 year old Cockroach
An actual bear claw
50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
Five liters of acid rain
A deep-fried artery
16 dead souls
An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
The brain stem of a teenage seagull
A sheet of washed denim
Tree sap straight from the tree
milkweed leaves
black tar, natural tar, any tar
Black tar in specific but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
melted pants
Oganesson
A razor blade
Some ectoplasm
Teddie fur
Mystery Food X
A right leg
Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
The 5-Hole
Unbihexium
Noo-Noo
Deity Cat piss
A ♤
A ♡
A ◇
A ♧
A □
50 pounds of Chewy Chews
Crab legs
5 gallons of condensed antimatter
White cheddar cheese sauce
Bramble vines
Toaster strudel frosting
The will to live of Waluigi after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
Windowsill dust
The sole of a Nike shoe
The Nintendo Shamecube joystick
Dead worms
Mystery green sauce
My last baby tooth
Beer batter
Mamuta (Tastes like Chicken!)
That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
The deed to your house
A Reddit meme about Big Chungus
Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
The Snuffleupagus
Nerve endings
A pickled urchin WITH spines
Cheese that Rap Rat burrowed into
Rubber latex
The entire website of AI Dungeon
A water sausage
Old wolf germs
A literal water sausage
Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
A knitting needle
Unhexquadium
A copy of ET: The Shame excavated from the dump it was in
Fried khakis
The concept of hate
Dust with lead in it
Corrosive paraquat
An even smaller mirror
A strange cube
Sponges soaked in hot dog water
SCP-173
a Twisted servant captain's head
An EP from your favorite band
A firefly
Some Number Captain Poison
Onions soaked in formaldehyde
A sick chameleon
ANOTHER 0 Burger
Horrortime Tubby's claw clippings
Cotton seeds
Corrosive spit
Unoctquadium
Joe
Soil from Kepler-186f
A ~~man's head~~ pan's jed
[REDACTED]
Its JOHNNY!
5 salted sliced carrots
24 WaTinky-Winkies
Botox
Yet ANOTHER 0 Burger! (How many of these things do we need?)

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-A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his enemies. [[Chuck Norris]] one tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger.[[File:Super_Nasty_Patty.jpg|thumb]]
+A '''0 Burger''' is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the [[Captain 1|'''worst''']] enemies. [[Chuck Norris]] once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, [[User:HippyDippyHoop6|this guy]] keeps updating the recipe. Although he hasn’t done it in a while. [[File:Super_Nasty_Patty.jpg|thumb|225x225px|YUCK!!!!!!]]
 ==Ingredients==
+*The dance moves of Rick Astley
-#Bumper Stickers
+*One hundred and twenty-eight ghost peppers
-#Glue
+*1 quart of gasoline
-#[[Captain 9]]
+*1 tablespoon of uranium hexafluoride
-#$[[8]][[4]][[3]]
+*WaChuck Norris's sweat
-#Socks
+*30 Netflix Originals
-#A tiny mirror
+*12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
-#64 year old buns
+*22 bumper stickers
-#<strike>One</strike> BOTH of [[Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber's]] eyeballs
+*5 megabytes of some virus
-#[[Sanic]] Sauce
+*An entire bottle of glue
-#3 fried elbows
+*[[Captain 9]]
-#Any type of [[Pokemon]]
+*$[[8]][[4]][[3]] in pennies
-#[[You]]r computer
+*A sock
-#Diamonds
+*A tiny mirror
-#Tacos
+*64 year old buns
-#Any fish's lungs
+*<strike>One</strike> BOTH of [[Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber's]] eyeballs
-#A couple of pillows
+*A quart of [[Sanic]] Sauce™
-#[[Lamp Oil]]
+*3 fried elbows
-#[[UnMario Wiki|UnMarioWiki]]
+*Any type of [[Pokemon]]
-#[[Tinky Winky]]
+*[[You]]r computer
-#A [[VHS]]
+*9 diamonds
+*7 tacos
+*Both of any fish's lungs
+*⅓ of a pillow
+*6 tablespoons of [[Lamp Oil]]
+*Blood-infused spit from [[Raichu|a certain Raichu]]
+*Pre-2023 [[UnMarioWiki]]
+*[[Tinky Winky]]
+*A [[VHS]]
+*23½ [[Po Doodles]]
+*[[User:WatermelonSunshine|Alt 2.0's clone]]
+*[[Z]]
+*A 😂 emoji
+*Another [[0 Burger]]
+*The [[Engineer|Engineer's]] face
+*A stale [[reddit]] mem
+*1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
+*2 [[Tide Pods]]
+*A cup of [[Milk]]
+*[[User:Carnivoreplant|This guy]]
+*A [[Nintendo Switch]] game
+*A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish [[communism]]
+*5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
+*A bottle of instant glue
+*[[Garfield]]'s whiskers
+*2 gallons of soy sauce
+*Shredded cobalt
+*[[Po]]'s armpit hair
+*[[Oxiclean]]
+*[[Bob Ross]]'s paint
+*Rotten and raw eggs
+*[[Pumkin Sheep]] wool
+*[[Polof]] fur
+*A piece of [[Germany]]'s flag
+*A leaf
+*A 🐴 emoji too
+*[[Wakko|Wakko's]] braincells (2 max)
+*Liquid salt
+*The deadly [[Cheese]]
+*[[Eviler Pop]]
+*[[Flan]]
+*[[Screen Gems]]' center
+*Wood from a cukoo clock
+*A musket ball
+*A crab
+*Hydrogen cyanide
+*[[Lasagna]]
+*A feather from [[Tookie Tookie]]
+*A nail
+*[[Starbucks]] coffee
+*Raw patty
+*Lots of twigs
+*The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
+*Toxic cat urine
+*599 US dollars
+*Half of a scrambled egg
+*One of each of the [[UnDollars]]
+*[[San-nakji]]
+*All meat and fish in the world raw
+*50 [[Watermelon Truffles]]
+*A chunk of asphalt
+*A [[Short Beaked Echidna]]
+*A chopped up [[Armight]]
+*Ammunition from the [[Quadgun]]
+*Silly Putty
+*[[Dog]] spit
+*[[K-fee]]
+*A dead [[Sandile]]
+*Some pink slime (the colour is important)
+*[[Pocoyo]] (turned into a cake but revived)
+*McGratin Croquette patties
+*Your own face
+*A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
+*Two sauteed rat tails
+*Mud, straight from [[Scotch|Scotch's]] claws
+*Boiled Cabbage
+*Steamed Rotting Broccoli
+*Fossilised Vomit
+*The right kidney of a neanderthal
+*Refrigerated blood
+*5,000 strands of hair
+*The gallbladder of 2 [[Aliens]]
+*5 antibodies
+*A mummified rattlesnake
+*A 5 year old [[Cockroach]]
+*An actual bear claw
+*50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
+*A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
+*Medium Rare [[Moke Cows|Moke Cow]] steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
+*Five liters of acid rain
+*A deep-fried artery
+*16 dead souls
+*An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
+*The brain stem of a teenage seagull
+*A sheet of washed denim
+*Tree sap straight from the tree
+*milkweed leaves
+*black tar, natural tar, any tar
+*[[Drugs|Black tar in specific]] but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
+*melted pants
+*[[Oganesson]]
+*A razor blade
+*Some ectoplasm
+*[[Teddie]] fur
+*[[Mystery Food X]]
+*A right leg
+*Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
+*The [[5-Hole]]
+*Unbihexium
+*[[Noo-Noo]]
+*[[Deity Cat]] piss
+*A ♤
+*A ♡
+*A ◇
+*A ♧
+*A □
+*50 pounds of [[Chewy Chews]]
+*Crab legs
+*5 gallons of condensed antimatter
+*White cheddar cheese sauce
+*Bramble vines
+*Toaster strudel frosting
+*The will to live of [[Waluigi]] after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
+*Windowsill dust
+*The sole of a Nike shoe
+* The [[Nintendo Shamecube]] joystick
+* Dead worms
+* Mystery green sauce
+* My last baby tooth
+*Beer batter
+*Mamuta (Tastes like [[Chicken]]!)
+*That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
+*Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
+*The deed to your house
+*A Reddit meme about [[Big Chungus]]
+*Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
+*The Snuffleupagus
+*Nerve endings
+*A pickled urchin WITH spines
+*Cheese that [[Rap Rat]] burrowed into
+*Rubber latex
+*The entire website of AI Dungeon
+*A water sausage
+*[[Walter Wolf|Old wolf]] germs
+*A literal water sausage
+*Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
+*A knitting needle
+*Unhexquadium
+*A copy of [[ET: The Extraterrestrial (Shame)|ET: The Shame]] excavated from the dump it was in
+*Fried khakis
+*The concept of hate
+*Dust with lead in it
+*Corrosive paraquat
+*An even smaller mirror
+*A strange cube
+*Sponges soaked in hot dog water
+*[[SCP-173]]
+*[[Servant Captain|a Twisted servant captain's head]]
+*An EP from your favorite band
+*A firefly
+*Some [[Number Captain Poison]]
+*Onions soaked in formaldehyde
+*A sick chameleon
+*ANOTHER 0 Burger
+*[[Horrortime Tubby]]'s claw clippings
+*Cotton seeds
+*Corrosive spit
+*Unoctquadium
+*Joe
+*Soil from Kepler-186f
+*A <s>man's head</s> pan's jed
+*[REDACTED]
+*Its JOHNNY!
+*5 salted sliced carrots
+*24 [[WaTinky Winky|WaTinky-Winkies]]
+*Botox
+*Yet ANOTHER 0 Burger! (How many of these things do we need?)
+{{Louie|Causes anaphylaxis, and makes people's arms fall off. I used it to escape from Strange. Do not eat under any circumstance, unless you're a bad guy, in which case please do.}}
+[[Category:Food]]
+[[Category:Dangerous food]]
+[[Category:Weapons]]
+[[Category:Gross Food]]
+[[Category:Unsafe for kids]]
+[[Category:NOT 4 KIDS!!!]]
+[[Category:NOT 4 ADULTS!!!]]
+[[Category:Unsafe for adults]]
+[[Category:Captain 0's stuff]]
+[[Category:Unsafe for everyone]]