Changes: 0 Burger

Revision as of 18:28, 13 November 2019

A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe.

Ingredients

The dance moves of Rick Astley
The eye of Rick Astley
30 Netflix Originals
12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
22 bumper stickers
An entire bottle of glue
Captain 9
$8 4 3 in pennies
A sock
A tiny mirror
64 year old buns
~~One~~ BOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs
A quart of Sanic Sauce™
3 fried elbows
Any type of Pokemon
Your computer
9 diamonds
7 tacos
Both of any fish's lungs
⅓ of a pillow
6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
UnMarioWiki
Tinky Winky
A VHS
23½ Po Doodles
Alt 2.0's clone
Z
A 😂 emoji
Another 0 Burger
A stale reddit meme
1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
2 Tide Pods
A cup of Milk
This guy
A Nintendo Switch game
A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
A bottle of instant glue
Garfield's whiskers
2 gallons of soy sauce
Shredded cobalt
Po's armpit hair
Oxiclean
Bob Ross's paint
Rotten and raw eggs
A ♤
A ♡
A ◇
A ♧
A □
Pumkin Sheep wool
Polof fur
A piece of Germany's flag
A leaf
A 🐴 emoji too
Liquid salt
The deadly Cheese
Eviler Pop
Flan
Screen Gems' center
Wood from a cukoo clock
A musket ball
A crab
Hydrogen cyanide
Lasagna
A feather from Tookie Tookie
A nail
Starbucks coffee
Raw patty
Lots of twigs
The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
Toxic cat urine
599 US dollars
Half of a scrambled egg
One of each of the UnDollars
San-nakji
All meat and fish in the world raw
50 Watermelon Truffles
A chunk of asphalt
A Short Beaked Echidna
A chopped up Armight
Ammunition from the Quadgun
Silly Putty
Dog spit
K-fee
A dead Sandile
Some pink slime (no, not those cute ones)
Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
McGratin Croquette patties
Your own face
A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
Two sauteed rat tails
Boiled Cabbage
Steamed Rotting Broccoli
Fossilised Vomit
The right kidney of a neanderthal
Refrigerated blood
5,000 strands of hair
The gull bladder of 2 Aliens
5 antibodies
A mummified rattlesnake
A 5 year old Cockroach
An actual bear claw
50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
Five liters of acid rain
A Deep'fried artery.
16 dead souls
An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
The brain stem of a teenage seagull
A sheet of washed demin
Tree sap straight from the tree
milkweed leaves
black tar, natural tar, any tar
melted pants
A right leg
A razor blade
Some ectoplasm
Teddie fur
Mystery Food X
The 5-Hole

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-A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his enemies. [[Chuck Norris]] one tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, [[User:Garg9999|this guy]] keeps updating the recipe.[[File:Super_Nasty_Patty.jpg|thumb]]
+A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the [[Captain 1|'''worst''']] enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. [[Chuck Norris]] once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, [[User:HippyDippyHoop6|this guy]] keeps updating the recipe.[[File:Super_Nasty_Patty.jpg|thumb]]
 ==Ingredients==
+#The dance moves of Rick Astley
-#22 bmper stickers
+#The eye of Rick Astley
+#30 Netflix Originals
+#12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
+#22 bumper stickers
 #An entire bottle of glue
 #[[Captain 9]]
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 #5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
 #A bottle of instant glue
+#[[Garfield]]'s whiskers
+#2 gallons of soy sauce
+#Shredded cobalt
+#[[Po]]'s armpit hair
+#[[Oxiclean]]
+#[[Bob Ross]]'s paint
+#Rotten and raw eggs
+#A ♤
+#A ♡
+#A ◇
+#A ♧
+#A □
+#[[Pumkin Sheep]] wool
+#[[Polof]] fur
+#A piece of [[Germany]]'s flag
+#A leaf
+#A 🐴 emoji too
+#Liquid salt
+#The deadly [[Cheese]]
+#[[Eviler Pop]]
+#[[Flan]]
+#[[Screen Gems]]' center
+#Wood from a cukoo clock
+#A musket ball
+#A crab
+#Hydrogen cyanide
+#[[Lasagna]]
+#A feather from [[Tookie Tookie]]
+#A nail
+#[[Starbucks]] coffee
+#Raw patty
+#Lots of twigs
+#The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
+#Toxic cat urine
+#599 US dollars
+#Half of a scrambled egg
+#One of each of the [[UnDollars]]
+#[[San-nakji]]
+#All meat and fish in the world raw
+#50 [[Watermelon Truffles]]
+#A chunk of asphalt
+#A [[Short Beaked Echidna]]
+#A chopped up [[Armight]]
+#Ammunition from the [[Quadgun]]
+#Silly Putty
+#[[Dog]] spit
+#[[K-fee]]
+#A dead [[Sandile]]
+#Some pink slime (no, not [[Slimes|those cute ones]])
+#[[Pocoyo]] (turned into a cake but revived)
+#McGratin Croquette patties
+#Your own face
+#A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
+#Two sauteed rat tails
+#Boiled Cabbage
+#Steamed Rotting Broccoli
+#Fossilised Vomit
+#The right kidney of a neanderthal
+#Refrigerated blood
+#5,000 strands of hair
+#The gull bladder of 2 [[Aliens]]
+#5 antibodies
+#A mummified rattlesnake
+#A 5 year old [[Cockroach]]
+#An actual bear claw
+#50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
+#A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
+#Medium Rare [[Moke Cows|Moke Cow]] steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
+#Five liters of acid rain
+#A Deep'fried artery.
+#16 dead souls
+#An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
+#The brain stem of a teenage seagull
+#A sheet of washed demin
+#Tree sap straight from the tree
+#milkweed leaves
+#black tar, natural tar, any tar
+#melted pants
+#A right leg
+#A razor blade
+#Some ectoplasm
+#[[Teddie]] fur
+#[[Mystery Food X]]
+#The [[5-Hole]]
 [[Category:Food]]
 [[Category:Dangerous Food]]