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A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the [[Captain 1|'''worst''']] enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. [[Chuck Norris]] once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, [[User:HippyDippyHoop6|this guy]] keeps updating the recipe.[[File:Super_Nasty_Patty.jpg|thumb]]
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A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by [[Captain 0]] specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the [[Captain 1|'''worst''']] enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. [[Chuck Norris]] once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, [[User:HippyDippyHoop6|this guy]] keeps updating the recipe, like seriously, this seems almost guerilla itself calm down it's getting worse. But it's getting more disgusting as time goes on. [[File:Super_Nasty_Patty.jpg|thumb|225x225px|YUCK!!!!!!]]
 
==Ingredients==
  
==Ingredients==
 
#The dance moves of Rick Astley
  
#The dance moves of Rick Astley
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#Deity Cat Shit
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#Gasoline
 
#The eye of Rick Astley
  
#The eye of Rick Astley
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#0.000000000000000001% Of [[Chuck Norris|God]]'s powers.
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#[[WaHannibal Lecter]]'s dead body
 
#30 Netflix Originals
  
#30 Netflix Originals
 
#12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
  
#12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
 
#22 bumper stickers
  
#22 bumper stickers
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#5 megabytes of some virus
 
#An entire bottle of glue
  
#An entire bottle of glue
 
#[[Captain 9]]
  
#[[Captain 9]]
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#A 😂 emoji
  
#A 😂 emoji
 
#Another [[0 Burger]]
  
#Another [[0 Burger]]
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#The [[Engineer|Engineer's]] face
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#A stale [[reddit]] meme
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#A stale [[reddit]] mem
 
#1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
  
#1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
 
#2 [[Tide Pods]]
  
#2 [[Tide Pods]]
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#All meat and fish in the world raw
  
#All meat and fish in the world raw
 
#50 [[Watermelon Truffles]]
  
#50 [[Watermelon Truffles]]
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#A chunk of asphalt
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#A chunk of asphalt
 
#A [[Short Beaked Echidna]]
  
#A [[Short Beaked Echidna]]
 
#A chopped up [[Armight]]
  
#A chopped up [[Armight]]
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#[[K-fee]]
  
#[[K-fee]]
 
#A dead [[Sandile]]
  
#A dead [[Sandile]]
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#Some pink slime (no, not [[Slimes|those cute ones]])
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#Some pink slime (the colour is important)
 
#[[Pocoyo]] (turned into a cake but revived)
  
#[[Pocoyo]] (turned into a cake but revived)
 
#McGratin Croquette patties
  
#McGratin Croquette patties
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#Refrigerated blood
  
#Refrigerated blood
 
#5,000 strands of hair
  
#5,000 strands of hair
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#The gull bladder of 2 [[Aliens]]
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#The gallbladder of 2 [[Aliens]]
 
#5 antibodies
  
#5 antibodies
 
#A mummified rattlesnake
  
#A mummified rattlesnake
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#Medium Rare [[Moke Cows|Moke Cow]] steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
  
#Medium Rare [[Moke Cows|Moke Cow]] steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
 
#Five liters of acid rain
  
#Five liters of acid rain
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#A Deep'fried artery.
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#A deep-fried artery
 
#16 dead souls
  
#16 dead souls
 
#An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
  
#An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
 
#The brain stem of a teenage seagull
  
#The brain stem of a teenage seagull
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#A sheet of washed demin
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#A sheet of washed denim
 
#Tree sap straight from the tree
  
#Tree sap straight from the tree
 
#milkweed leaves
  
#milkweed leaves
 
#black tar, natural tar, any tar
  
#black tar, natural tar, any tar
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#[[Drugs|Black tar in specific ]]but with [[Nihonium]] instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
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#[[Drugs|Black tar in specific]] but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
 
#melted pants
  
#melted pants
 
#[[Oganesson]]
  
#[[Oganesson]]
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#Toaster strudel frosting
  
#Toaster strudel frosting
 
#The will to live of [[Waluigi]] after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
  
#The will to live of [[Waluigi]] after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
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#Windowsill dust
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#Windowsill dust
 
#The sole of a Nike shoe
  
#The sole of a Nike shoe
 
# The [[Nintendo Shamecube]] joystick
  
# The [[Nintendo Shamecube]] joystick
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# My last baby tooth
  
# My last baby tooth
 
#Beer batter
  
#Beer batter
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#Mamuta
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#Mamuta (Tastes like [[Chicken]]!)
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#That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that)
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#That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
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#Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks.
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#Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
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#The deed to your house.
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#The deed to your house
 
#A Reddit meme about [[Big Chungus]]
  
#A Reddit meme about [[Big Chungus]]
 
#Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
  
#Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
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#The Snuffaluffagus
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#Nerve endings
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#A pickled urchin WITH spines
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#Cheese that [[Rap Rat]] burrowed into
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#Rubber latex
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#The entire website of AI Dungeon
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#A water sausage
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#A literal water sausage
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#Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
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#A knitting needle
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#A copy of [[ET: The Extraterrestrial (Shame)|ET: The Shame]] excavated from the dump it was in
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#Fried khakis
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#The concept of hate
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#Dust with lead in it
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#Corrosive paraquat
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#An even smaller mirror
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#A strange cube
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#Sponges soaked in hot dog water
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#[[Twisted servant captain's|a Twisted servant captain's head]]
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#An EP from your favorite band
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#A firefly
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#Some [[Number Captain Poison]]
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#Onions soaked in formaldehyde
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#A sick chameleon
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#ANOTHER 0 Burger
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#[[Horrortime Tubby]]'s claw clippings
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#Cotton seeds
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#Corrosive spit
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#Joe
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#A <s>man's head</s> NOTHING!
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#[REDACTED]
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#Its JOHNNY!
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#5 salted sliced carrots
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#24 [[WaTinkyWinky]]<nowiki/>s
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{{Louie|YUCKY SHIT!!! To bad guys, this thing tastes like the poop of a diseased Florida man, and will make your arms apslode, then kill you in 30 seconds. But to good guys, this tastes like lemons and limes. And good guys are immune to the effects of the 0 burger.}}
 
[[Category:Food]]
  
[[Category:Food]]
 
[[Category:Dangerous Food]]
  
[[Category:Dangerous Food]]
 
[[Category:Weapons]]
  
[[Category:Weapons]]
 
[[Category:Gross Food]]
  
[[Category:Gross Food]]
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[[Category:Unsafe for kids]]
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[[Category:NOT 4 KIDS!!!]]
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[[Category:NOT 4 ADULTS!!!]]
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[[Category:Unsafe for adults]]

Revision as of 05:19, 2 July 2021

A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe, like seriously, this seems almost guerilla itself calm down it's getting worse. But it's getting more disgusting as time goes on.

Super Nasty Patty

YUCK!!!!!!

Ingredients

  1. The dance moves of Rick Astley
  2. Deity Cat Shit
  3. Gasoline
  4. The eye of Rick Astley
  5. 0.000000000000000001% Of God's powers.
  6. WaHannibal Lecter's dead body
  7. 30 Netflix Originals
  8. 12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
  9. 22 bumper stickers
  10. 5 megabytes of some virus
  11. An entire bottle of glue
  12. Captain 9
  13. $843 in pennies
  14. A sock
  15. A tiny mirror
  16. 64 year old buns
  17. One BOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs
  18. A quart of Sanic Sauce™
  19. 3 fried elbows
  20. Any type of Pokemon
  21. Your computer
  22. 9 diamonds
  23. 7 tacos
  24. Both of any fish's lungs
  25. ⅓ of a pillow
  26. 6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
  27. UnMarioWiki
  28. Tinky Winky
  29. A VHS
  30. 23½ Po Doodles
  31. Alt 2.0's clone
  32. Z
  33. A 😂 emoji
  34. Another 0 Burger
  35. The Engineer's face
  36. A stale reddit mem
  37. 1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
  38. 2 Tide Pods
  39. A cup of Milk
  40. This guy
  41. A Nintendo Switch game
  42. A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
  43. 5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
  44. A bottle of instant glue
  45. Garfield's whiskers
  46. 2 gallons of soy sauce
  47. Shredded cobalt
  48. Po's armpit hair
  49. Oxiclean
  50. Bob Ross's paint
  51. Rotten and raw eggs
  52. A ♤
  53. A ♡
  54. A ◇
  55. A ♧
  56. A □
  57. Pumkin Sheep wool
  58. Polof fur
  59. A piece of Germany's flag
  60. A leaf
  61. A 🐴 emoji too
  62. Liquid salt
  63. The deadly Cheese
  64. Eviler Pop
  65. Flan
  66. Screen Gems' center
  67. Wood from a cukoo clock
  68. A musket ball
  69. A crab
  70. Hydrogen cyanide
  71. Lasagna
  72. A feather from Tookie Tookie
  73. A nail
  74. Starbucks coffee
  75. Raw patty
  76. Lots of twigs
  77. The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
  78. Toxic cat urine
  79. 599 US dollars
  80. Half of a scrambled egg
  81. One of each of the UnDollars
  82. San-nakji
  83. All meat and fish in the world raw
  84. 50 Watermelon Truffles
  85. A chunk of asphalt
  86. A Short Beaked Echidna
  87. A chopped up Armight
  88. Ammunition from the Quadgun
  89. Silly Putty
  90. Dog spit
  91. K-fee
  92. A dead Sandile
  93. Some pink slime (the colour is important)
  94. Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
  95. McGratin Croquette patties
  96. Your own face
  97. A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
  98. Two sauteed rat tails
  99. Boiled Cabbage
  100. Steamed Rotting Broccoli
  101. Fossilised Vomit
  102. The right kidney of a neanderthal
  103. Refrigerated blood
  104. 5,000 strands of hair
  105. The gallbladder of 2 Aliens
  106. 5 antibodies
  107. A mummified rattlesnake
  108. A 5 year old Cockroach
  109. An actual bear claw
  110. 50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
  111. A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
  112. Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
  113. Five liters of acid rain
  114. A deep-fried artery
  115. 16 dead souls
  116. An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
  117. The brain stem of a teenage seagull
  118. A sheet of washed denim
  119. Tree sap straight from the tree
  120. milkweed leaves
  121. black tar, natural tar, any tar
  122. Black tar in specific but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
  123. melted pants
  124. Oganesson
  125. A razor blade
  126. Some ectoplasm
  127. Teddie fur
  128. Mystery Food X
  129. A right leg
  130. Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
  131. The 5-Hole
  132. Unbihexium
  133. Deity Cat urine
  134. 50 pounds of Chewy Chews
  135. Crab legs
  136. 5 gallons of condensed antimatter
  137. White cheddar cheese sauce
  138. Bramble vines
  139. Toaster strudel frosting
  140. The will to live of Waluigi after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
  141. Windowsill dust
  142. The sole of a Nike shoe
  143. The Nintendo Shamecube joystick
  144. Dead worms
  145. Mystery green sauce
  146. My last baby tooth
  147. Beer batter
  148. Mamuta (Tastes like Chicken!)
  149. That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
  150. Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
  151. The deed to your house
  152. A Reddit meme about Big Chungus
  153. Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
  154. The Snuffaluffagus
  155. Nerve endings
  156. A pickled urchin WITH spines
  157. Cheese that Rap Rat burrowed into
  158. Rubber latex
  159. The entire website of AI Dungeon
  160. A water sausage
  161. A literal water sausage
  162. Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
  163. A knitting needle
  164. A copy of ET: The Shame excavated from the dump it was in
  165. Fried khakis
  166. The concept of hate
  167. Dust with lead in it
  168. Corrosive paraquat
  169. An even smaller mirror
  170. A strange cube
  171. Sponges soaked in hot dog water
  172. a Twisted servant captain's head
  173. An EP from your favorite band
  174. A firefly
  175. Some Number Captain Poison
  176. Onions soaked in formaldehyde
  177. A sick chameleon
  178. ANOTHER 0 Burger
  179. Horrortime Tubby's claw clippings
  180. Cotton seeds
  181. Corrosive spit
  182. Joe
  183. A man's head NOTHING!
  184. [REDACTED]
  185. Its JOHNNY!
  186. 5 salted sliced carrots
  187. 24 WaTinkyWinkys
Louie Louie's Notes

YUCKY SHIT!!! To bad guys, this thing tastes like the poop of a diseased Florida man, and will make your arms apslode, then kill you in 30 seconds. But to good guys, this tastes like lemons and limes. And good guys are immune to the effects of the 0 burger.
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