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{{Louie|YUCKY SHIT!!! To bad guys, this thing tastes like the poop of a diseased Florida man, and will make your arms apslode, then kill you in 30 seconds. But to good guys, this tastes like lemons and limes. And good guys are immune to the effects of the 0 burger.}} |
{{Louie|YUCKY SHIT!!! To bad guys, this thing tastes like the poop of a diseased Florida man, and will make your arms apslode, then kill you in 30 seconds. But to good guys, this tastes like lemons and limes. And good guys are immune to the effects of the 0 burger.}} |
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[[Category:Food]] |
[[Category:Food]] |
Revision as of 01:24, 2 July 2021
A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe, like seriously, this seems almost guerilla itself calm down it's getting worse. But it's getting more disgusting as time goes on.
Ingredients
- The dance moves of Rick Astley
- Deity Cat Shit
- Gasoline
- The eye of Rick Astley
- 0.000000000000000001% Of God's powers.
- WaHannibal Lecter's dead body
- 30 Netflix Originals
- 12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
- 22 bumper stickers
- 5 megabytes of some virus
- An entire bottle of glue
- Captain 9
- $843 in pennies
- A sock
- A tiny mirror
- 64 year old buns
OneBOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs- A quart of Sanic Sauce™
- 3 fried elbows
- Any type of Pokemon
- Your computer
- 9 diamonds
- 7 tacos
- Both of any fish's lungs
- ⅓ of a pillow
- 6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
- UnMarioWiki
- Tinky Winky
- A VHS
- 23½ Po Doodles
- Alt 2.0's clone
- Z
- A 😂 emoji
- Another 0 Burger
- The Engineer's face
- A stale reddit mem
- 1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
- 2 Tide Pods
- A cup of Milk
- This guy
- A Nintendo Switch game
- A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
- 5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
- A bottle of instant glue
- Garfield's whiskers
- 2 gallons of soy sauce
- Shredded cobalt
- Po's armpit hair
- Oxiclean
- Bob Ross's paint
- Rotten and raw eggs
- A ♤
- A ♡
- A ◇
- A ♧
- A □
- Pumkin Sheep wool
- Polof fur
- A piece of Germany's flag
- A leaf
- A 🐴 emoji too
- Liquid salt
- The deadly Cheese
- Eviler Pop
- Flan
- Screen Gems' center
- Wood from a cukoo clock
- A musket ball
- A crab
- Hydrogen cyanide
- Lasagna
- A feather from Tookie Tookie
- A nail
- Starbucks coffee
- Raw patty
- Lots of twigs
- The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
- Toxic cat urine
- 599 US dollars
- Half of a scrambled egg
- One of each of the UnDollars
- San-nakji
- All meat and fish in the world raw
- 50 Watermelon Truffles
- A chunk of asphalt
- A Short Beaked Echidna
- A chopped up Armight
- Ammunition from the Quadgun
- Silly Putty
- Dog spit
- K-fee
- A dead Sandile
- Some pink slime (the colour is important)
- Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
- McGratin Croquette patties
- Your own face
- A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
- Two sauteed rat tails
- Boiled Cabbage
- Steamed Rotting Broccoli
- Fossilised Vomit
- The right kidney of a neanderthal
- Refrigerated blood
- 5,000 strands of hair
- The gallbladder of 2 Aliens
- 5 antibodies
- A mummified rattlesnake
- A 5 year old Cockroach
- An actual bear claw
- 50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
- A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
- Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
- Five liters of acid rain
- A deep-fried artery
- 16 dead souls
- An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
- The brain stem of a teenage seagull
- A sheet of washed denim
- Tree sap straight from the tree
- milkweed leaves
- black tar, natural tar, any tar
- Black tar in specific but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
- melted pants
- Oganesson
- A razor blade
- Some ectoplasm
- Teddie fur
- Mystery Food X
- A right leg
- Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
- The 5-Hole
- Unbihexium
- Deity Cat urine
- 50 pounds of Chewy Chews
- Crab legs
- 5 gallons of condensed antimatter
- White cheddar cheese sauce
- Bramble vines
- Toaster strudel frosting
- The will to live of Waluigi after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
- Windowsill dust
- The sole of a Nike shoe
- The Nintendo Shamecube joystick
- Dead worms
- Mystery green sauce
- My last baby tooth
- Beer batter
- Mamuta
- That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
- Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
- The deed to your house
- A Reddit meme about Big Chungus
- Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
- The Snuffaluffagus
- Nerve endings
- A pickled urchin WITH spines
- Cheese that Rap Rat burrowed into
- Rubber latex
- The entire website of AI Dungeon
- A water sausage
- A literal water sausage
- Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
- A knitting needle
- A copy of ET: The Shame excavated from the dump it was in
- Fried khakis
- The concept of hate
- Dust with lead in it
- Corrosive paraquat
- An even smaller mirror
- A strange cube
- Sponges soaked in hot dog water
- a Twisted servant captain's head
- An EP from your favorite band
- A firefly
- Some Number Captain Poison
- Onions soaked in formaldehyde
- A sick chameleon
- ANOTHER 0 Burger
- Horrortime Tubby's claw clippings
- Cotton seeds
- Corrosive spit
- Joe
- A
man's headNOTHING! - [REDACTED]
- Its JOHNNY!
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