A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe. Although he hasn’t done it in a while.
YUCK!!!!!!
Ingredients[]
- The dance moves of Rick Astley
- One hundred and twenty-eight ghost peppers
- 1 quart of gasoline
- 1 tablespoon of uranium hexafluoride
- WaChuck Norris's sweat
- 30 Netflix Originals
- 12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
- 22 bumper stickers
- 5 megabytes of some virus
- An entire bottle of glue
- Captain 9
- $843 in pennies
- A sock
- A tiny mirror
- 64 year old buns
OneBOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs- A quart of Sanic Sauce™
- 3 fried elbows
- Any type of Pokemon
- Your computer
- 9 diamonds
- 7 tacos
- Both of any fish's lungs
- ⅓ of a pillow
- 6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
- Blood-infused spit from a certain Raichu
- Pre-2023 UnMarioWiki
- Tinky Winky
- A VHS
- 23½ Po Doodles
- Alt 2.0's clone
- Z
- A 😂 emoji
- Another 0 Burger
- The Engineer's face
- A stale reddit mem
- 1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
- 2 Tide Pods
- A cup of Milk
- This guy
- A Nintendo Switch game
- A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
- 5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
- A bottle of instant glue
- Garfield's whiskers
- 2 gallons of soy sauce
- Shredded cobalt
- Po's armpit hair
- Oxiclean
- Bob Ross's paint
- Rotten and raw eggs
- Pumkin Sheep wool
- Polof fur
- A piece of Germany's flag
- A leaf
- A 🐴 emoji too
- Wakko's braincells (2 max)
- Liquid salt
- The deadly Cheese
- Eviler Pop
- Flan
- Screen Gems' center
- Wood from a cukoo clock
- A musket ball
- A crab
- Hydrogen cyanide
- Lasagna
- A feather from Tookie Tookie
- A nail
- Starbucks coffee
- Raw patty
- Lots of twigs
- The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
- Toxic cat urine
- 599 US dollars
- Half of a scrambled egg
- One of each of the UnDollars
- San-nakji
- All meat and fish in the world raw
- 50 Watermelon Truffles
- A chunk of asphalt
- A Short Beaked Echidna
- A chopped up Armight
- Ammunition from the Quadgun
- Silly Putty
- Dog spit
- K-fee
- A dead Sandile
- Some pink slime (the colour is important)
- Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
- McGratin Croquette patties
- Your own face
- A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
- Two sauteed rat tails
- Mud, straight from Scotch's claws
- Boiled Cabbage
- Steamed Rotting Broccoli
- Fossilised Vomit
- The right kidney of a neanderthal
- Refrigerated blood
- 5,000 strands of hair
- The gallbladder of 2 Aliens
- 5 antibodies
- A mummified rattlesnake
- A 5 year old Cockroach
- An actual bear claw
- 50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
- A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
- Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
- Five liters of acid rain
- A deep-fried artery
- 16 dead souls
- An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
- The brain stem of a teenage seagull
- A sheet of washed denim
- Tree sap straight from the tree
- milkweed leaves
- black tar, natural tar, any tar
- Black tar in specific but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
- melted pants
- Oganesson
- A razor blade
- Some ectoplasm
- Teddie fur
- Mystery Food X
- A right leg
- Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
- The 5-Hole
- Unbihexium
- Noo-Noo
- Deity Cat piss
- A ♤
- A ♡
- A ◇
- A ♧
- A □
- 50 pounds of Chewy Chews
- Crab legs
- 5 gallons of condensed antimatter
- White cheddar cheese sauce
- Bramble vines
- Toaster strudel frosting
- The will to live of Waluigi after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
- Windowsill dust
- The sole of a Nike shoe
- The Nintendo Shamecube joystick
- Dead worms
- Mystery green sauce
- My last baby tooth
- Beer batter
- Mamuta (Tastes like Chicken!)
- That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
- Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
- The deed to your house
- A Reddit meme about Big Chungus
- Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
- The Snuffleupagus
- Nerve endings
- A pickled urchin WITH spines
- Cheese that Rap Rat burrowed into
- Rubber latex
- The entire website of AI Dungeon
- A water sausage
- Old wolf germs
- A literal water sausage
- Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
- A knitting needle
- Unhexquadium
- A copy of ET: The Shame excavated from the dump it was in
- Fried khakis
- The concept of hate
- Dust with lead in it
- Corrosive paraquat
- An even smaller mirror
- A strange cube
- Sponges soaked in hot dog water
- SCP-173
- a Twisted servant captain's head
- An EP from your favorite band
- A firefly
- Some Number Captain Poison
- Onions soaked in formaldehyde
- A sick chameleon
- ANOTHER 0 Burger
- Horrortime Tubby's claw clippings
- Cotton seeds
- Corrosive spit
- Unoctquadium
- Joe
- Soil from Kepler-186f
- A
man's headpan's jed - [REDACTED]
- Its JOHNNY!
- 5 salted sliced carrots
- 24 WaTinky-Winkies
- Botox
- Yet ANOTHER 0 Burger! (How many of these things do we need?)
Causes anaphylaxis, and makes people's arms fall off. I used it to escape from Strange. Do not eat under any circumstance, unless you're a bad guy, in which case please do.
Causes anaphylaxis, and makes people's arms fall off. I used it to escape from Strange. Do not eat under any circumstance, unless you're a bad guy, in which case please do.