:3 doing a BOOM! impression
:3 are a highly addictive controlled substance created by Dr. Eggman to try to work that sucker to death. The :3 narcotic has since been appropriated by Gyiyuii and Maerreoh to work that sucker to death too :3. :3 are caused when you see something cute and then you go :3! A true :3 could cause cancer, but a fake :3 will be looked at and called a cat's face. The only way to get a :3 is to be a cat with a face. Dr. Mario uses face removal cream on cats to try to steal their :3. He has since been euphonized.
Legality[]
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:3 are illegal in Soviet Russia because Vladimir Pootis has been killed by 3 of them. In the Weegee Kittehlandia Territories, you can get yourself a :3 by going out into the wilderness until a sabretooth kills you. That's usually how most people will DIE in 2024. Many restrictions in the United States have been levied by congress to prevent the spread of :3, most of which violate the 13th amendment, so those congressmen were strapped onto the Voyager 1 and were blasted off into space. They did come back, but not with their eyes or mouths. Many UnUnited Kingdom MP's have tried banning :3 too, but get fed to the 5 painters outside the palace, because nobody wants to get rid of :3.
Working that sucker to death[]
Since :3 are so awesome, many people use them as a carrot on a stick to make the gentle labouror work their butts off in hopes of being able to do one 🥺. This is what The Wolk Agenda wants, to make people slaves to the :3. Madcap is the deadliest guy in TF2 only because of his :3 powers. Other femboys have also appropriated the :3 for themselves.
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