- Kai redirects here. For the non-binary character from the shame Minecraft, see Kai (Minecraft).
KAI HAS RETURNED!
Χ (Chi, also known by the correct English pronunciation of his name, Kai), is a sus imposter of and not to be confused with X. He is a member of ΑΒΓΔΕΖΗΘΙΚΛΜΝΞΟΠΡΣΤΥΦΧΨΩ and traveler between Hell and the mortal UnWorld notable to enslave people who mispronounce his name (usually as "CHEE", and that's why he loves to call this action as "taking one's chi") and turn them into jade to increase his army of Jade Zombies. The army all serve as members in the Infinity Jade Hyperbolic Cosecants.
Χ is also the star of a program called LaTeX, which is super evil math stuffs. Here is a LaTeX Equation:
![{\displaystyle \sum _{i=1}^{L}{\Bigg [}c_{i}k_{s}max{\Big (}f_{s}{\big (}{\widehat {v}}\cdot {\widehat {r}}_{i}{\big )}^{k}spec,f_{r}k_{r}{\big (}{\widehat {v}}\cdot {\widehat {r}}_{i}{\big )}^{k}rim{\Big )}{\Bigg ]}}](https://services.fandom.com/mathoid-facade/v1/media/math/render/svg/8ca0241d5f6aa7f1f21f3caeac5747af40362e28)
It governs how part of lighting is calculated in Team Fortress 2. You probably don't care about Team Fortress 2. Well neither does he, because he runs ~1,800 cheater bots in TF2. He thinks the shame is old and stupid, and that it created one of the worst monetization practices in video-shaming history. He's a vigilante fighting against late-stage capitalism. He also hosts bots for Counter-Strike 2, since that shame operates under the same malicious practices. People ratio him on X because they hate him for making their shames unplayable; in response to detractors he says: "I'm doing you a kindness by getting you off these glorified slot machines". Others have joined his movement and host bots of their own for these shames.
One notable detractor, Po, actually found out he lived in China, and killed him for his crimes against shaming. They stole his likeness with AI and misrepresented his character in Basically another remake of Kung Fu Panda but this time with Kai as the main villain. ΑΒΓΔΕΖΗΘΙΚΛΜΝΞΟΠΡΣΤΥΦΧΨΩ isn't suing the Teletubbies because they would instantly DIE. The Chameleon also revived him because they needed him for writing Greek.
Trivia[]
- He is a hyper-professional Among Us player.
- His favorite color is green; you obviously know why.
- He's very jealous of X because X is used in math and he isn't.
- His soul trait is kindness.
- It can take him 500 years to take someone's chi.
- It's a common misconception that "I'm So Sorry" by Imagine Wagons is his theme song. Actually it belongs to Kai from Minecraft.