What is UnAnything? UnAnything is a humor wiki that's been running for over a decade. Want to edit? Read the rules, because your edits won't be saved unless you follow the instructions within. But if you're just curious about us, you can read the guide. Be sure to also check out our Discord! Have fun!
—Α (Alpha), in response to his last comment after checking his wristwatch.
Alpha (or Α) is a mysterious member of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, and the leader of ΑΒΓΔΕΖΗΘΙΚΛΜΝΞΟΠΡΣΤΥΦΧΨΩ (which is based in Greece, and a sub-group of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ). He controls the power of fire and fights like a samurai, as well as creating a semi-nuclear explosion.
It is believed that Α is descended from the fictional Greek gods he worshiped, and that is why he is so powerful and slaps peoples' girlfriends' arses at Gamestop. He is probably just gaseous though.