Not to be confused with A.
Α is for Alpha!
—Α (Alpha)
IT'S ALPHA TIME!
—Α (Alpha)
WAIT! IT'S ACTUALLY 6:07 PM!
—Α (Alpha), in response to his last comment after checking his wristwatch.
Alpha (or Α) is a mysterious member of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, and the leader of ΑΒΓΔΕΖΗΘΙΚΛΜΝΞΟΠΡΣΤΥΦΧΨΩ (which is based in Greece, and a sub-group of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ). He controls the power of fire and fights like a samurai, as well as creating a semi-nuclear explosion.
It is believed that Α is descended from the fictional Greek gods he worshiped, and that is why he is so powerful and slaps peoples' girlfriends' arses at Gamestop. He is probably just gaseous though.