Why doþ I haþ to be þe one removed from Ænglisc? Þou couldst be removing C, X, Q and making þe world a better place. BUT NOOOO it had to be ME instead.........
—Þ
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Þ (lowercase þ) used to be apart of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ alongside Ð, but she got kicked out because she tried giving trix to an adult and was arrested for 12 years for her high crime and misdemeanor. Now she’s going to commit more crimes. Her best friends are: E, L, K, N, 2, and 9. Her favorite food is cheerios, but Weegee blew up all of every single cheerio to build a fake money factory, so she's now severely saddened.
She's had a troubled existence, being replaced by a certain consonant cluster T and H because her lowercase confused people to question if she was a p or a b (as seen by frogges), and her uppercase wasn't very appealing to look at. Overall she was a pretty useless letter in her time existing, not even being needed in her own article except to shoehorn herself in it.
In modern times, history losers over at Unicode's headquarters have given her a revival due to technologies working backwards instead of forwards. IT is working on a fix, but no real solutions have been found yet for re-killing such a beast. You could always use imaginary numbers to kill her, however.
Trivia[]
- If you turn your head to leftwards, you can kinda see she looks like a tongue sticking out of some lips.