NOTE: Ð is pronounced "th". The letter on its own is "eth".
The Ðolar System is a hierarchal quadruple star system that orbits Ceiling Cat.
Stars[]
Ðol[]
Ðol is the largest star in the system. It burns white-hot due to its higher temperature.
Ðun & Ðunito[]
Ðun and Ðunito are a pair of stars close enough not to really matter. Major shines yellow, and Minor glows a lovely shade of red. They orbit each other, and the pair revolves around the Ðun.
Ðhaos[]
Ðhaos is a black hole in the outer reaches of the system. It was created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Cyber-Dee in the Battle of Undefeatable Palace.
Planets[]
Yït[]
Yït is the hottest planet and only orbits Ðol, unlike all the other planets. It's a good place to send your worst enemies. It is named after the common Human term "Yeet".
Maboi[]
This planet is the first in the system. It is a barren wasteland like Mercury and Quicksilver. It has no moons and is a West Hylian colony. Much of the resources used to build the D.I.N.N.E.R. were mined here.
Sos[]
Sos is the Earth analogue of the system, and home of the JOJites. Its name is a corrupted version of "JoJ".
Exeksex[]
This large gas giant orbits roughly where the Jupiter analogue would be expected. It has a single large moon known as Exomoon 1337, which is almost the size of Sos. Space Marine Soldier blew up its other, less notable moon, dubbed "Nestor" by Earthlings, creating Exeksex's massive rings. Nestor was formerly a thriving, earth-like world, but when it blew up, the native Uglyians were forced to colonize Exomoon 1337 and WaPo World.
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